Scientists study violent winds of Uranus

[underpants]

Scientists study violent winds of Uranus, Neptune
Published May 17, 2013
FoxNews.com
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/05/17/scientists-study-violent-winds-uranus-neptune/


How mighty winds of Neptune, Uranus blow
Saturday, May 18, 2013
http://zeenews.india.com/news/space/violent-winds-on-uranus-and-neptune-confined-to-upper-atmosphere_849330.html

Astronomers now know why Uranus, Neptune host the solar system’s strongest winds
Friday, May 17, 2013
http://thespacereporter.com/2013/05/astronomers-now-know-why-uranus-neptune-maintain-some-of-the-strongest-winds-in-the-solar-system/

Google Glass and Uranus have something in common
05/10/2013
http://news.investors.com/technology-click/051013-655768-friday-funnies-features-google-glass-martha-stewart-match.htm

[JaneyVee]

1. Uranus does create some violent winds.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. You would expect otherwise

from a gas giant?

[randome]

20. Rush Limbaugh?

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[Warren Stupidity]

3. I'm pretty sure it was the Fiber One bars.

[n2doc]

4. The usual jokes n/t

[postulater]

5. And THIS from your poster named 'underpants'

[hootinholler]

6. My Ass you found a new planet!

How Uranus was named.

[longship]

7. Astronomers pronounce it YOUR-ah-nuss, not your-AY-nuss

The accent belongs on the first syllable. The second is a short "A", not a long one. Of course, this is likely to cut off the inevitable grade school humor.

Q: How is the starship Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?

A: They both wiped the Klingons off Uranus.

See, it only works if you pronounce it wrong.

[kestrel91316]

9. You're such a killjoy.

[longship]

11. Well, I should have given you an evilgrin.

Here's one to make up for my omission.

[Iggo]

14. Urine-us.

[longship]

15. Indeed.

If you want to get all pissy about it.

[kestrel91316]

8. Where I come from, those are called farts.

[oldhippie]

10. I heard that a prominent DU poster has a study that suggests ....

... that the winds cause cancer. And ear damage.

[socialist_n_TN]

12. Make up your own joke.......

[jmowreader]

13. Oh no...not another tea party thread...

[madinmaryland]

16. underpants discussing violent winds of Uranus!!

[backscatter712]

17. Now I remember the old Playstation game Blasto!

with Phil Hartman voice-acting the title character.

"Blasto! Uranus is in big trouble!"

"What did I do this time?"

...

"Remember Blasto, Uranus is on the line!"

"So what else is new?"

[meow2u3]

18. Not only does Uranus produces violent winds

They stink to high heaven because of the planet-sized portion of baked beans served for dinner.

[BainsBane]

19. I tried searching Google images for something

to make a joke. I really wish I hadn't.

[randome]

21. "The winds go around Uranus. You can't explain that." -Bill O'Reilly.

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[pinboy3niner]

22. "From my cold, dead hands!1!!"

[Apophis]

23. I get violent winds coming out of my anus after Taco Tuesday.

[ohheckyeah]

24. How rude. n/t