A firm hand at the wheel of Congress. Please come CAPTION Darrell Issa!!!

[skip fox]

Darrell, "Got some booster cables?," Issa is saying: "I'll tell you how I made that decision, Senator. I put my wishes in one hand and took a dump in the other. Then I saw which one weighed the most. . . . Maybe it was because I had skipped lunch the day before . . . but whatever the reason, my wishes were a great deal heavier. . . . We'll investigate what I say we'll investigate!"

[napkinz]

1. whole lotta Issa ... hey Darrel, your investigation is as " cold as ice"

[patrice]

2. "The IRS didn't do what I told them to do, so impeach Obama."

[Rex]

3. "I still cannot believe we all here are not run

out of town on a rail." "God people are stupid and docile." *Laughter in the background* "Which is good for us!"

[Roland99]

4. "What do you mean you need to use the restroom? I'm investigating here!"

[Life Long Dem]

5. Issa

[thelordofhell]

6. "Yeah, that girl under the picture......thery're THIS big!!!"

[Rosa Luxemburg]

7. Watch Issa Mr. cummings is going to carry you out!

[skip fox]

8. "So what's so bad about a disfunctional goernemnt? You outta see my family!