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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"He's baaack!" Please come CAPTION Ol' Head Wreck!!!!
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Head Wreck is saying, "I'm not saying the tornado was staged. . . I'm just asking questions. . . . Did you ever wonder how storm chasers make their living? . . . Chasing tornadoes? . . . Hah! . . . Or are they secret agents on the government payroll? . . . And did you see all that equipment in their cars? . . . Ever hear of 'weather modification'? . . . How about 'system steerage'? . . . 'Rampage radar'? . . . Now why would the government like to have big storms, tornadoes, hurricanes, super cells, wildfires, droughts, rogue ice, and so forth? . . . I don't know. . . . Could it be to artificially create a market for green energy so we do away with fossil fuels? . . . Could it be that without oil The United States will be weakened economically so that we can be taken over by a one world government run by Nazi-progressives and terrorists? . . . Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know the answers to these questions, . . . but it's important for someone to bring them up . . . I'm just saying."
pkdu
(3,977 posts)skip fox
(19,357 posts)(I worked in mental institutions for over 6 years. The chronic wards were filled with tertiary syphilis cases.)
Democracyinkind
(4,015 posts)With Glenn Beck we have arrived at the point were the actual thing and the satirical spoof can not be distinguished.
skip fox
(19,357 posts)our subjects' essence (as here).
And yes, it's very hard to satirize the insane. It's like trying to find disgusting metaphors for shit.
madokie
(51,076 posts)for anyone who is not aware of this here's a link: http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/
He and alex jones are both idiots and they both never seen a conspiracy they couldn't embrace, especially if it furthers their insanity. Hell they even make them up out of whole cloth even.
I've a friend who buys into this kind of shit. Don't even want to mention Chemtrails to him
krispos42
(49,445 posts)Only, yanno... insane.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)maybe it is just like company they are seeking
skip fox
(19,357 posts)could get, I woke up one morning on the living room floor surrounded by whiskey and gin bottles. I was so hung over I couldn't even stand up, much less walk to the bathroom to pee. . . . So I just did myself, right there, and then broke down crying. . . . But what happened next, I never will forget. . . . My best friend, Ralph walked over to me wagging his tail like he always did, only this time he said, 'Glenn. . . . You've got a future and it's not all behind you. . . . God's going to give you something to do that will save the world, . . . maybe the universe. . . . So it's time to pull yourself together.' And then he pretended he hadn't said anything and went back to being a dog . . . And licked my face."