Flare high the famous flames of Friday! Come CAPTION Fox's Erick Erickson!!!

[skip fox]

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Erick ("I think I need a second lobotomy" ) Erickson is saying: "That's right, Lou, but it'll be even worse than that. . . . The families themselves will begin to break apart when the women breadwinners start making their male 'partners' (they won't call them 'husbands' any more) do all the menial chores and wear pretty clothes while the women are around, and they'll make them become vegetarians and eat tofu so they grow breasts ('manoobs' they call them), while their kids . . . oops, I mean 'clients,' . . . will be thrust into massive gender-blending educational training centers. . . . Well, Lou, you get the drift. . . . The family is D.O.A. . . . That means 'dead on arrival.'"


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Here's a Media Matters link to the real story:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2013/05/30/erick-ericksons-latest-sexist-anti-gay-comments/194279

[rurallib]

1. My blow up doll knows her place in our family!

[Cirque du So-What]

2. DOUGHY GUYS!

From 1931 until 1959, doughiness was a symbol of success - proof positive that a man could order 16-ounce porterhouse steaks for lunch and three martinis. Tipsy and pink, doughy guys roamed the land freely. The major politicians of that era were all doughy guys. Their weight and moistness were felt everywhere they went. The most powerful man of that era was the ultimate doughy guy: J. Edgar Hoover...who was not afraid to be a doughy gal. During that era, doughy men covered the continents. Statistics prove there was more humidity at the time. Thousand Island dressing was sold by the barrel full, pork sausage by the metric ton! We owe our very existence to the fact that our mothers were actually willing to make love to doughy guys.

Thanks to MST3K. I can imagine this specimen delivering an homage to doughy guys, along with lamenting their diminishing numbers.

[skip fox]

3. Who wrote this?

[Skidmore]

6. Here you go and it has music too.

[Cirque du So-What]

7. I wish I'd included this

It's one of my favorite MST3K skits.

[skip fox]

8. Performed as wonderfuly as it was written!

[skip fox]

4. " . . . and they'll demand woman-caves and make the men

serve chips while they're playing poker and then 'get the hell out!' if they linger or try to make small talk. . . . And the men will have to read the clients genderless stories while the women are smoking cigars in the basement . . . and the men will have to small fresh for when his bread-winning wife will climb and want to jump into bed all quick and ready, even though they're stinky and drunk, to tear through the jungle, if you get my drift. . . . You get the picture, Lou."

[Fawke Em]

5. Apparently, this shithead has never observed lionesses.

smh

[meow2u3]

9. Let's get rid of real women and replace them with fembots

à la Stepford Wives.

[skip fox]

10. "Without women, b*tch-slapping someone wouldn't mean a thing.

Without women, we'd hurt our hands beating men.
Without women, who would take our shit?
Without women, hatred would have a empty ring."

(Singing this to the tune of What I Found in My Butt This Morning.)

[skip fox]

11. "I don't know what's wrong with these women! . . . They had it made in the shade,

as they say. . . . They could stay at home all day and watch soap operas and pretend to clean up and take care of the kids. . . . They didn't have to worry about things like ambition and paychecks. . . . I just can't figure out what's wrong with them."

[Whisp]

12. Eric's penis and brain shrinks every time a woman

Challenges the man's rightful station as lord and master.