Milk a Monday for what it's got. . . .Please come CAPTION Darrell (kangaroo-court) Issa!!!

[skip fox]

Darrell, "felonies are my favorite," Issa is saying: "I know, Candy, that particular transcript does not prove Washington's involvement in the IRS scandal, and none of the transcripts we've yet released do either, but my sources have heard some of the depositions strongly imply not only The President's direct and energetic involvement, but his almost hourly micro-management of its direction. . . . I think we could convict him on the rumors alone, . . . but even though we're rock certain of the outcome, to be fair I'll let the investigation run its course."

[skip fox]

1. "I would disagree, Candy,

on the contrary, it's very easy to tell if someone is lying. . . . If what they say doesn't accord with what I know to be the truth, then they're lying and should be sent to prison both for what they did and perjury. . . . If what they say accords with what I know to be the truth, then they've told the truth and should be sent to jail for what they did. . . . We try to be very fair."

[pacalo]

2. Candy: "After a word from our corporate bosses, we'll discuss your alleged rap sheet."

[skip fox]

3. "Candy, I hate to disagree with you again, but

that fact that I'm a felon who escaped the law, I think I'm the best person to ferret out lawbreakers and bring them to justice!"

[Demoiselle]

4. WHY don't the likes of Candy Crowley simply shout "WHAT!.....

...Are you KIDDING?!!!???"
Oh, never mind.

[skip fox]

5. "Candy, the one question nobody has yet answered:

'If they're not guilty, then why are we having these hearings?' . . . Not one person has answered that to my satisfaction. . . . It's a real indictment!!!"