Glenn's Limbo: How low can you go? Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Glenn ("Dorothy's Scarecrow stole my brain&quot Beck is saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, I know you're not supposed to bring in politicians' spouses, . . . but when they interject themselves, help to cover up major political, moral, and/or legal flaws, . . . and maybe even downright traitorous crimes against our beloved country, somebody's got to say something, and that somebody is me! . . . I'm talking about Teresa Heinz Kerry's fake health emergency and subsequent admission to the hospital in so-called 'critical condition' in order to take everyone's attention away from her husband's, John Kerry's, inaction as Secretary of State during the recent uprising in Egypt. . . . Instead of getting on top of the situation, by all reports he was on a drug-addled, transgendered casino cruise, dressing up in petticoats and mesh stockings without panties and who know what else? . . . Just like Hillary's illness to escape Benghazi accountability last fall. . . . Hell, with the Democrats this goes back even before J.F.K.'s fake assassination to get him out a White House that he was growing bored with. . . . Why F.D.R's presumptive polio was really. . ."

[mazzarro]

1. So Kerry is now the Vice President?

This guy is the biggest idiot with a maggot infested brain to boot.

[SummerSnow]

2. He has a disabled child...

Would he like it if someone said she was faking her illness? This guy is a royal _________________. (you fill in the blank)

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONs at DU are creative. (I misidentified Kerry as VP)

But when we write CAPTIONs, we often try to channel the subject's essence fro satiric purposes.

Of course it's hard to satirize someone who is a parody of the human (Beck actually made the claim Teresa and Hillary had faked their illnesses), but we do our best.



For the story this CAPTION was based upon, see Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/07/08/glenn-beck-hospitalized-heinz-kerry-may-be-faki/194775

(Not all CAPTIONs are directly based on a current story.)

[skip fox]

4. "At a certain point speculation is just good hard reporting!

They won't tell you that at journalism school though."

[leftyladyfrommo]

5. Wow! That guy is delusional.

Seriously.

He has huge problems. And people listen to him?

[skip fox]

6. "I remember when it all changed. I had evidently passed out in the bathroom

and woke in the tub, dry vomit covering my half-bare chest. . . . I could hear someone banging on the front door and knew it was the cops there to forcefully evict me. . . . I was at the lowest point in my life. . . . But just then a cockroach came out of the corner near the can and said, 'You think you got it bad, don't you Mr. Glenn Beck? . . . Well, I'll tell you, it's really not easy being a cockroach. . . . Even Hindus try to smash you every chance they get and you'll never be a spokesperson for any commercial product like a gecko or tortoise. . . . So pull yourself together, bub, get off the booze and start reading the pamphlets people hand you coming out of the subway. . . . I should be all clear from that point on.' . . . Heck, the rest is history as they say."