Wearer of the worst rug in senate has spoken: "There are three good reasons he could be president,"

[kpete]

“Well, I don’t know about what I’ve decided yet, but if Governor Perry decides to run for president, I think there are three good reasons he could be president,” he said on Fox News’ Hannity. “You know, Texas is a big, successful state; he’s a long-term governor — I can’t remember the third one, but, uh.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/08/rand-paul-mocks-rick-perry-cant-remember-third-good-reason-for-him-to-be-president/

[olddots]

1. he may not have the worst rug

but to me he is the biggest tape worm in politics and he does it by appealing to the libertarian in all of us that appears when we don't think things thru .

[Gothmog]

2. My son met Goodhair back when my son was in High School

My son was Governor of the State of Texas for Junior Statesmen of America and got to meet Goodhair during the summer program. My son called me after the meeting and told me that Goodhair had really good hair. A contest between Rand Paul and Goodhair would be fun to watch in that both of these idiots are clueless

[Katashi_itto]

3. You do know that Paul's rug is having an affair with perry's goodhair at night?

[MrSlayer]

4. That's actually pretty good.

Coming from a jerkoff like him.