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MineralMan

(146,317 posts) Tue Jul 9, 2013, 01:55 PM Jul 2013

Does Nicolas Maduro, President of Venezuela Have Plans for Snowden?

You bet he does!

His first question to Snowden will be, "Say, Eduardo, you're a computer whiz...Can you tell me why my PC keeps slowing down?

Snowden can be his personal Systems Analyst.

Step 1: Install Linux on all PCs in the Presidential Palace.

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Does Nicolas Maduro, President of Venezuela Have Plans for Snowden? (Original Post) MineralMan Jul 2013 OP

They are so going to make use of the lil leaker's skills flamingdem Jul 2013 #1

Once they trust him, they'll have him improve their MineralMan Jul 2013 #2

I'm not a PC person electronically and otherwise, can you explain why flamingdem Jul 2013 #3

As every Libertarian knows, Linux solves all personal computer MineralMan Jul 2013 #4

But are the going the going to pay for the RedHat license... snooper2 Jul 2013 #5

I have just one word for you, young man: BitTorrent. MineralMan Jul 2013 #7

Ahh. That explains everything. Linnux is the Ron Paul of software flamingdem Jul 2013 #6

Embrace the Penguin! MineralMan Jul 2013 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author MineralMan Jul 2013 #10

*Sigh*, Snowden Is So Dreamy, An International Man Of Adventure Who Will Single Handedly Topple Skraxx Jul 2013 #9

And bring Linnux to the world flamingdem Jul 2013 #11

flamingdem

(39,313 posts)

1. They are so going to make use of the lil leaker's skills

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Tue Jul 9, 2013, 02:00 PM

Jul 2013

All of South America is going to catch up with Imperial Yankee.

That seems fair somehow.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

2. Once they trust him, they'll have him improve their

Reply to flamingdem (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 9, 2013, 02:03 PM

Jul 2013

domestic suveillance system, too. He's an expert on that. But first, he has to find the email messages Maduro can't locate (spam folder) and explain why he is seeing ads on DU (no star).

flamingdem

(39,313 posts)

3. I'm not a PC person electronically and otherwise, can you explain why

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 9, 2013, 02:06 PM

Jul 2013

this is preferable software for the great Bolivarian Revolution's computers?

Step 1: Install Linux on all PCs in the Presidential Palace.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

4. As every Libertarian knows, Linux solves all personal computer

Reply to flamingdem (Reply #3)

Tue Jul 9, 2013, 02:09 PM

Jul 2013

problems. For one thing, it's not from Microsoft. For another thing, Bill Gates has nothing to do with it. Finally, it's open source, and that means its good. It's better, even, than OS/2!

Everyone knows that. Sheesh!