Satan approves of Snowden.

[Ichingcarpenter]

and his revelations

The second coming is near.

I read that from a site that has
a lot of religious followers in Houston or North Korea.


Geez..........revelations take on a whole new meaning on
misdirection and BULLSHIT.


Credibility is gone
now its a religious witch hunt.

I feel like the McCarthy hearings are next.



Satan approves of my message.

[LordGlenconner]

1. No, this is what's next

Say hello to Gozer the Destroyer....

[Cali_Democrat]

6. hahaha

[longship]

8. Go for the flattop!! nt

[quinnox]

2. Yep, wondering what smear is next. Perhaps Snowden, the anti-christ?

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. Yes, little did the idiot know

that the world might be listening to what he said.

He is the destroyer of worlds

"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." There must be no barriers to freedom of inquiry ...

Well Oppenheimer was a traitor too.

[DirkGently]

11. He holds up the toll lane to pay in nickels!

[Progressive dog]

18. Old stuff

He could ask the President to flip him for it.

[randome]

3. Don't talk about my great-uncle that way!

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The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font]
[hr]

[Apophis]

4. Snowden is Saddam Hussein, OBL, and Kim Jong Il together in one body.

Or something.

[Rex]

7. Ghengis Khan, Hitler and Stalin AND Evil space monster

all rolled into one baggy, water creature.

[Apophis]

15. And he kicked a puppy.

[Rex]

19. Twice.

[Dash87]

9. Snowden is secretly plotting ways to ruin Christmas for the little boys and girls.

He's going to steal all of the presents and replace them with coal, and then throw the presents off of mount Crumpit.

[DirkGently]

10. Hitler loved dogs. Therefore, dogs suck. n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. Houston or North Korea? That's a pretty wild website you've found there

Is the connection between the two that they both want to nuke Austin?

[Cleita]

13. Or the Salem witch trials. n/t

[gulliver]

14. Satan Offers Snowden Asylum in Hell

"Satan is bravely confronting authoritarianism with this bold move!" — Glenn Greenwald.

"The Prince of Darkness is a 99-Percenter!" — The Guardian Editors

Reached for comment, Satan (R) reiterated the offer, but said that Snowden "needs to find a way to get here."

Progressives everywhere announced support for the plan.

"If Snowden goes to Hell, I'm fine with that," said one.

"Yes, he'll be free of American hegemony then," said another.

[treestar]

16. Lol

[L0oniX]

17. According to Beck both names start with an S so of course he is Satan.