Naked wife distracts victim while husband burglarizes home

[The Straight Story]

CROSSVILLE, Tenn. -

A woman distracted a man by swimming naked in his pool while her husband burglarized the man's home.

The incident occurred on the afternoon of June 27 at the victim's home on Canterbury Lane in the Camelot subdivision in Crossville.

The 54-year-old told police he was approached by the couple, who live nearby, and the 30-something year-old woman asked if she could swim in his pool. She then asked the man if it would bother him if she swam naked. He said it would not.

According to police, the husband left after his wife asked him to retrieve her cigarettes.

While he was gone, he burglarized the home, stealing a handgun, jewelry and medication. The stolen items amounted to $1,195.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/22789197/naked-wife-distracts-victim-while-husband-robs-home

[htuttle]

1. Oldest trick in the book.

[longship]

3. Yup! The naked woman swimmer ploy.

Works every single time.

[louis-t]

2. Glad I got rid of the pool.

I would've fallen for it in a minute.

[angstlessk]

4. After reading this, my husband is considering installing a pool :-0

Nekkid ladies is his bailiwick