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MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 10:30 PM Jul 2013

Let's ban the word "gun" from DU

Instead, let's mandate the use of "shit multipliers" because that's what many, many guns end up being.

Black kid walking through your gated community? Add a nitwit with a gun and things get horrific.

Drunk and pissed off at someone? Add a gun and it gets many times worse.

Sometimes forget to put things back in their place? Leave a gun around with kids and it gets many times worse.

Feeling depressed and at your wits' end? Add a gun and it gets many times worse.

That's why fewer guns = fewer gun deaths. Henceforth, let's refer to to guns in a way that reminds us of their true essence: shit multipliers.

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Let's ban the word "gun" from DU (Original Post) MannyGoldstein Jul 2013 OP
K&R AllINeedIsCoffee Jul 2013 #1
Henceforth, "shit multipliers" will be used to refer to lead acceleration devices. Agnosticsherbet Jul 2013 #2
Meh. Lets ban all guns. Start with the military and police first (they are, after all, folks like us The Straight Story Jul 2013 #3
trust -- Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #8
True. When my son was in Iraq we trusted him with a gun The Straight Story Jul 2013 #13
Why start with the military and police? AnotherMcIntosh Jul 2013 #16
Probably because they use their weapons more to harm people The Straight Story Jul 2013 #18
More likely than not, those who would get behind such an idea would get far behind. AnotherMcIntosh Jul 2013 #23
+1000 felix_numinous Jul 2013 #38
It is decided. Iggo Jul 2013 #4
+100 billh58 Jul 2013 #5
Zimmerman would never have gotten out of his car without his precious shit-multiplier. Hoyt Jul 2013 #6
That's Racist! onehandle Jul 2013 #7
There are all kinds of shit multipliers BainsBane Jul 2013 #9
Ultimate shit multipliers? Fumesucker Jul 2013 #33
I agree with the sentiment BainsBane Jul 2013 #34
+1 Safetykitten Jul 2013 #10
K&R forestpath Jul 2013 #11
Taco bells n/m ceonupe Jul 2013 #12
Works for me! MotherPetrie Jul 2013 #14
I like it. nt awoke_in_2003 Jul 2013 #15
Truer Words Were Never Spoken otohara Jul 2013 #17
This OP is a gun. nt rrneck Jul 2013 #19
And Concealed Carry => Sneaky Shit Multipliers tblue Jul 2013 #20
Mandate? AnotherMcIntosh Jul 2013 #21
Great post! nt Mojorabbit Jul 2013 #25
ah a voice of free-dumb DonCoquixote Jul 2013 #42
I wonder if Obama should ban the Secret Service from carrying guns? Skip Intro Jul 2013 #22
The Secret Service... Oldtimeralso Jul 2013 #27
It is part of our culture. Not mentioning it will not make it disappear. Mojorabbit Jul 2013 #24
Army ditty WovenGems Jul 2013 #26
"Shit multiplier" is a good term to use for some DUers. flvegan Jul 2013 #28
You forgot to add blue links Fumesucker Jul 2013 #35
A year ago today Peaceplace80 Jul 2013 #29
You used a combination of gun/guns NINE times in your OP ConcernedCanuk Jul 2013 #30
Cue the shit-sniffers in 5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .1. . . Nanjing to Seoul Jul 2013 #31
Okay..... DeSwiss Jul 2013 #32
Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey And playin' poker on a losin' night... Dragonfli Jul 2013 #36
Agree with the value of specifying the language but not that one ShawnRIN Jul 2013 #37
Let just ban free speech all together! S.A.M Jul 2013 #39
Satire impaired billh58 Jul 2013 #40
I have a better idea. Way better. cherokeeprogressive Jul 2013 #41
The OP is a spoof, in keeping with most control/ban threads. Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #43

The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
3. Meh. Lets ban all guns. Start with the military and police first (they are, after all, folks like us
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 10:36 PM
Jul 2013

just in different jobs). Then we can ban them from private security companies.

Or, I dunno, maybe we just want the few who control the many to own them? And perhaps they love spreading fear (like with 'terrorists') to further erode our rights?

Naw, it's just folks like me and you that shouldn't be trusted.

The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
13. True. When my son was in Iraq we trusted him with a gun
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 10:55 PM
Jul 2013

When I was a cop people did too (well, deputy, same thing).

Only difference is the clothes people wear to some extent. See that same person with a gun, not and work, and have no idea what they do for a living we instantly judge them based on what less than 1% of people who own guns do with them.

It's a bias thing. Me, you, others are not as equal as others because we don't trust our fellow citizens (unless they put on a uniform or a suit and tie). If a wealthy/famous person has armed body guards people think nothing of it. Poor person owns a gun and goes out two days a year hunting deer, he's bad.

People in power love seeing us not trust each other. They profit off of it and still get to do the things they don't want to allow us to do (from skipping airport security lines to guns to being able to travel anywhere to get an abortion for themselves or a loved one...the laws are meant to apply to the many by the few).

 

AnotherMcIntosh

(11,064 posts)
16. Why start with the military and police?
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:17 PM
Jul 2013

Why not start with the soft targets?

At #13, you mentioned airport security. Why not first compile a list consisting of a combination of (1) the names of those who own registered firearms and (2) the names of those who have willingly gone through airport security lines and gotten unwanted free feel-ups without objection?

Start with them first.

Then move on to the ones who didn't get free feel-ups but went to the airports anyway and were willing to take a chance on doing so.

They too, would be softer targets. Much softer than the military and the police. And of course, much softer than the career criminals who deliver violence to get what they want and use firearms in their chosen professions. IMO, it's unlikely that those who want to take firearms away from everyone would actually show up to start with them first.

The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
18. Probably because they use their weapons more to harm people
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:23 PM
Jul 2013

From shooting at people in trucks (like when they were looking for dorner) to shooting up families in other countries.

The least threat we face is from fellow citizens who have obtained guns legally, so we go for the problem people first.

 

AnotherMcIntosh

(11,064 posts)
23. More likely than not, those who would get behind such an idea would get far behind.
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:47 PM
Jul 2013

Even Bloomberg who opposes gun ownership and who plans on continuing with his unconstitutonal stop-and-frisk-without-probable-cause policy has the good sense to not actually get out on the streets and try that himself.

felix_numinous

(5,198 posts)
38. +1000
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 01:28 PM
Jul 2013

When the country is practically being run by war profiteers and arms dealers, a gun culture is both expected and desired by them.

The best thing for Americans is to wake up from the nightmare they are projecting upon us, and CHOOSE another dream.

onehandle

(51,122 posts)
7. That's Racist!
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 10:46 PM
Jul 2013

Gun nuts seem to think they're some sort of ethnicity.

Hey, it's not me! They don't call them nuts for nothing.

Fumesucker

(45,851 posts)
33. Ultimate shit multipliers?
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 03:05 AM
Jul 2013

Handguns are made for killing
Ain't no good for nothing else
If you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself

-Lynyrd Skynyrd

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
34. I agree with the sentiment
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 03:09 AM
Jul 2013

I just don't see any problem with the existing word for gun. I have been known to refer to assault weapons as WMD. The gunners really hate that.

 

AnotherMcIntosh

(11,064 posts)
21. Mandate?
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:35 PM
Jul 2013

Have you crossed the line and are now willing to accept authoritarianism?

Or, maybe, accept authoritarianism "just this once"? For just this exception?

Rationalwiki has a related post regarding the phenomenon of authoritarianism:

"Authoritarianism is a very interesting phenomenon. Its adherents don't necessarily want to "tell you what to do" - as long as, if they disagree with you, someone else in power will tell you what to do.

"It is this honoring of power over reason that makes an authoritarian. The authoritarian loves rules, and loves to apply them.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Authoritarianism

Will you be unhappy if there are old-fashion liberals such as myself who don't like following mandates and won't follow your proposed mandate? I've never been very good at following authoritarians. I won't start now.

DonCoquixote

(13,616 posts)
42. ah a voice of free-dumb
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Jul 2013

who wants his govewrnment catrated, but does like the idea of idiots armed to the teeth.

Mojorabbit

(16,020 posts)
24. It is part of our culture. Not mentioning it will not make it disappear.
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:09 AM
Jul 2013

I do not agree. I want to discuss current events and legislation that may be pending.

WovenGems

(776 posts)
26. Army ditty
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:16 AM
Jul 2013

This is my weapon
This is my gun
This is for killing
And this (grab crotch) is for fun

And never get the two confused or your drill Sgt. will have a field day.

flvegan

(64,407 posts)
28. "Shit multiplier" is a good term to use for some DUers.
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:37 AM
Jul 2013

I love that we're still doing very, very stupid here.

Often, too.

Peaceplace80

(38 posts)
29. A year ago today
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:39 AM
Jul 2013

82 innocent people were shot, 12 people died from their injuries while watching a movie. This horrible tragedy could of been avoided! Zimmerman was allowed to carry a gun even though he had a violent past. Stand Your Ground or "shoot first" is evidence that these laws have awful consequences. Regardless, of what happened that night, it is a fact that Trayvon is dead because Zimmerman was carrying a gun.
How many more mass murders or children have to die before something is done?! We shouldn't have live in fear when we send our children to school that they could next.

 

ConcernedCanuk

(13,509 posts)
30. You used a combination of gun/guns NINE times in your OP
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:43 AM
Jul 2013

.
.
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Once would have sufficed methinks.

If you not want a word used, don't be one that uses it more than anyone else in one post.

Now, on another cant - guns are a way of life for the USA - at home and abroad.

If they cannot be discussed, there is no way the issue can be resolved.

I don't think the rest of the 1/4 million people here on DU would have a friggen clue what a shit multiplier is.

Certainly don't get the connection up here . .

Rest of the World sure won't.

CC

 

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
32. Okay.....
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 01:58 AM
Jul 2013

...but if that's the new name for guns you've got your work cut out for you to find new names for all that other shit we've got.

- Here's a few weapons from DARPA you can start with:



And a few more.

K&R

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
36. Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey And playin' poker on a losin' night...
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:06 AM
Jul 2013


Lyrics:
Two feets they come a creepin'
Like a black cat do
And two bodies are layin' naked
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose
So he creeps into this house, yeah
And unlocks the door
And as a man's reaching for his trousers
Shoots him full of .38 holes

Mr. Saturday night special
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't good for nothin'
But put a man six feet in a hole

Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey
And playin' poker on a losin' night
And pretty soon ol' Jim starts thinkin'
Somebody been cheatin' and lyin'
So Big Jim commence to fightin'
I wouldn't tell you no lie
Big Jim done pulled his pistol
Shot his friend right between the eyes

Mr. Saturday Night Special
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't good for nothin'
But put a man six feet in a hole

Oh, it's the Saturday Night Special
For twenty dollars you can buy yourself one too...

Well hand guns are made for killin'
They ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some ol' fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me

Mr. Saturday Night Special
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't good for nothin'
But put a man six feet in a hole

Ooooh it's a Saturday night special
And I'd like to tell you what you can do with it too...

ShawnRIN

(48 posts)
37. Agree with the value of specifying the language but not that one
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 07:21 AM
Jul 2013

Pistol or handgun works for a standard typical sidearm. Its also useful to separate terminology in rifles: hunting, sport, or assault. Caliber, make-model, and magazine capacity are also helpful. For example: a Ruger Mark III .22 LR, with a 10 round magazine, is very different from a Ruger .357 Magnum, revolver. I'm not saying I disagree with your sentiment, but I find it hard to take any firearm argument seriously with "shit multiplier."

 

S.A.M

(162 posts)
39. Let just ban free speech all together!
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 01:40 PM
Jul 2013

Let's be like CUBA and Iran! Or colleges campuses with speech codes or Walmart codes for employees! Are you pointing a gun at the Bill of Rights?

 

cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts)
41. I have a better idea. Way better.
Sun Jul 21, 2013, 02:31 PM
Jul 2013

Every time you're having a conversation regarding these things that invoke an irrational fear in you, stick your right index finger in your right ear, your left index finger in your left ear, and say "La La La La" FOUR times, no more no less. Then continue on as you were.

If you practice that many times you can make it happen naturally and with no hesitation whatsoever and you will become very popular amongst your friends who share this irrational fear.

You may even become somewhat of a legend.

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