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HockeyMom

(14,337 posts) Mon Feb 20, 2012, 01:30 PM Feb 2012

I am His Holiness Richardus Sanctimonious

and I approve of this method. For one low donation of $10.99, all faithfully married couples, can have their birth control sent to them, plus shipping costs, for the entire year of 2012.

Bless you, my children, and be FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY

Yours in God,

Richardus Sanctimonious

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I am His Holiness Richardus Sanctimonious (Original Post) HockeyMom Feb 2012 OP

and what birth control would that be? LiberalEsto Feb 2012 #1

Rhythm Method of Birth Control HockeyMom Feb 2012 #2

In strictes terms sex is only allowed to creat children. The Rhythm method is cheating. wandy Feb 2012 #4

This is lovley work. You should go ahead and do up the whole year. We should then.. wandy Feb 2012 #3

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

1. and what birth control would that be?

Reply to HockeyMom (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2012, 01:32 PM

Feb 2012

St. Joseph's or St. Bayer's aspirin?

HockeyMom

(14,337 posts)

2. Rhythm Method of Birth Control

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 20, 2012, 01:41 PM

Feb 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods

wandy

(3,539 posts)

4. In strictes terms sex is only allowed to creat children. The Rhythm method is cheating.

Reply to HockeyMom (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 20, 2012, 01:45 PM

Feb 2012

wandy

(3,539 posts)

3. This is lovley work. You should go ahead and do up the whole year. We should then..

Reply to HockeyMom (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2012, 01:42 PM

Feb 2012

keep it somewhare for redy refrence. Please, please do not forget to add those special 4 saturdays every 10 or 11 months when we are actualy allowed to have sex.

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