Dinosaur saddles. Eve's T-Rex. Please come CAPTION LA's governor Bobby Jindal (R).

[skip fox]

Bobby ("Anyone need an exorcism?&quot Jindal is saying: "Listen, I have to ban the fake science of evolution from our schools . . . . Here's three reasons right off the top of my head: the word evolve never occurs in The Holy Bible whereas creation and create are used hundreds of times, and concerning people it's Yahweh, not Darwin; evolution cannot account for Noah's Arc or The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil; and if we're still evolving, how come no one has wings yet except in the movies? . . . Not even wing stubbies, not one example!"

[TheLion]

1. Suggested caption

"Look, I know it's bovine fecal material, but if I want to stay an elected Republican, I've got to follow orders. "

[pkdu]

2. ..and next week , we'll be making the eating of shrimp a capital offense...

...oops!, this is Louisiana , I'm screwed.

[matthews]

3. You don't think man and dinosaur lived at the same time? You saw how Fred quarried the all the

rock it took to build the homes and buildings in Bedrock U.S.A. What do you think they lived in? Caves?

[skip fox]

4. "Listen, Creationism answers everything, except perhaps

geology, astrophysics, archeology, and a couple others I can't remember because they're just like sciences and stuff."

[skip fox]

5. "Those are all easy to explain. First,

dinosaur bones were planted by God to test out faith. . . . Carbon-14 dating is the devil's invention for fooling us. . . . The Grand Canyon was eroded so quickly because of the Flood. . . . And Neanderthal bones are evidence of mutant, fallen angels. . . . Got another question, Mr. Fancy Pants?"

[skip fox]

6. "If they want an education, why do they live in Louisiana, anyway?"