Zero squared divided by minus-impossible-one. PLease come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("If you hold a firecracker real tight, it won't explode&quot Nugent is saying: "I'll how tell you how I know for certain his birth certificate is faked. . . . He's not in James Michener's' Hawaii. . . . There's not even a mention of a black baby being born in the entire 1,056 pages!!! . . . Now you'd think that if a future president is born during the time and in the place a novelist like Michener uses as a great big setting, that Obama would be in there, maybe under a . . . what do you call it ? .. . . Oh yeah, with a psychoname. I've been researching this for almost five years now. . . .It took me a while to get through the whole thing."

[RGinNJ]

1. Just plane madman.

[bitchkitty]

2. Because James Michener is a known psychic.

If Obama had been born in Hawaii, he would have foreseen his Presidency and put him in his book.

I can't believe how wrong I've been!!!! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[skip fox]

6. CAPTIONing at DU is always creative,

of course, so this human prosthetic wasn't exactly that wrong, but such screwy ideas (like researching the matter using a 1959 novel by a man who died a year before Obama was even a state senator) are at the root of such screwball conspiracy theorists' thinking. And if Ted's can be called thinking, its root similarly suck up such fecal sludge.

[bitchkitty]

8. Ah! You got me.

But it really is something that the teabaggers would believe...

[millennialmax]

3. "Ripped my pants. Felt a draft. Took a dump." eom

[Historic NY]

4. I thought he was dead or in jail !

[okieinpain]

11. yeah what happened with that. lol, nobody keeps their word any more. n/t.

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[TheLion]

5. Does shitpants even realize...

...that Obama was born (in Hawaii) in 1961, two years AFTER Michener published "Hawaii" in 1959?

Or does he just not care that his clumsy lies make him look like, well, a clumsy liar?

[skip fox]

7. see #6 above.

But you put the case concerning dates much better, swifter and more telling than my attempt in #6. I forgot Obama was so young. (I'm Bill Clinton's age, and the idea that someone born in 1961 could be president doesn't yet quite make sense.)

[skip fox]

9. "If you don't believe me, you're wrong. It's that simple."

[vankuria]

10. Is this from the Onion?

This can't be real, I know Ted is pretty stupid, but this sets the bar even lower if that's even possible. And he researched it for 5 years, that's probably how long it took him to read the book.