Creationist radio ad: "Dinosaurs were on the Ark!"

[Archae]

Ken Ham and his drivel.

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. I guess they must have gassed the ark up with this....

[Cali_Democrat]

2. That must have been one big ass Ark

I'm also curious about other living things, especially microscopic things like bacteria. How was Noah able to get these tiny organisms onto the Ark?

[Scuba]

4. And did he really have to bring the ticks? Really?

[BlueMTexpat]

11. And the mosquitoes? I'm with you. eom

[theHandpuppet]

14. Not to mention all manner of animals not native to the ME

I wonder if anyone's ever done the math to figure out just how big this Ark would have to be in order to hold two specimens of every animal on earth?

[nyquil_man]

17. A *minimum* of two specimens.

Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. - Genesis 7:2-3

The plot thickens!

[jmowreader]

29. You missed part...

It says seven pairs and two pairs, not seven animals and two animals. So the population of the Ark was twice as large as your numbers suggest.

But come on...did he have to bring rats, mosquitoes, cockroaches and Republicans?

[PowerToThePeople]

3. ya

[on point]

5. Obviously the ark was a TARDIS and Noah a secret Time Lord......

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[NightWatcher]

6. Don't you think if Moses would've seen a big ass dinosaur, he'd have written that shit down?

I forget the comedian I'm paraphrasing, but ain't that the truth.

Organized Religion: Making shit up since the Dark Ages.

[FiveGoodMen]

10. I think that's Bill Hicks that you're quoting

[NightWatcher]

20. I keep Relentless, Arizona Bay, and Flying Saucer Tour on a loop in the car

I did start intermixing some more Bill Cosby

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. Containing, I hope, one of God's best lines, as spoken to Noah:

"How long can you tread water?"

[FiveGoodMen]

31. "All right. Me an' you, Lord, cause I knew all along..."

[FiveGoodMen]

32. The funny thing about Arizona Bay is that he's fantasizing about CA falling into the ocean

leaving Arizona.

Given the last few years of politics, it's Arizona I'd like to be rid of.

[nyquil_man]

18. Hell, Moses wrote about his own death.

So yeah, I figure he'd write about a dinosaur.

[MindPilot]

7. And Klingons were on the Enterprise.

The difference is my fantasy ends with the movie.

[JoePhilly]

8. They took Dino eggs.

That's what one creationist told me.

No poop. And you don't need to feed them.

I'm guessing they had a big styrofoam container.

[Fuddnik]

9. He has obviously jumped the ark!

[C_U_L8R]

12. Didn't happen without photos

[Cali_Democrat]

15. LOL

[zappaman]

13. Recently I saw a show on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL about mermaids.

They seem to have survived and exist today.
Do you think they were on the ark or did they just ride the great flood out?

[Maeve]

16. Yes. He called them 'birds', as we do.

[Mnemosyne]

19. No they were not. Noah wouldn't let them on because they would have eaten the other creatures, or so

said my daughter's ex, when reading the story of Noah to the kids.

So glad he is ex.

[nyquil_man]

21. "What ELSE does the Bible say about dinosaurs?"

Uh, nothing. The people who wrote it knew nothing about them.

[muntrv]

22. A brontosaurus would have crushed the ark.

[zappaman]

23. Not it you used really strong wood.

Do we know what kind of wood was used?

[jmowreader]

30. The Bible says gopher wood

But if you look at the floor load, I think it was actually made of 4340 chromoly steel painted brown.

[Archae]

24. No such thing as a brontosaurus.

Someone stuck the wrong head on an apatosaurus and called it brontosaurus.

[Brother Buzz]

25. Loading that Ark was an logistical nightmare

[TheBlackAdder]

26. All of the 'Freaks' Missed the Ark: I Saw So On The Robot Chicken Documentary.

It's the third segment:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=797_1172611796

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Did the ad also resolve the fact that we'd be... Incestuous Descendants Of Noah? nt