MEN - Stay Away From Kohl's!!! (crood warning!!!)

[Omaha Steve]

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Let me be the first to say....

...OW!

[mindwalker_i]

29. I hear you, bro!

Remember, don't put stapled pages through the shredder.

Cuz that would hurt even more.

[JRLeft]

2. LMFAO

[Fuddnik]

3. e-maailed to everyone I know.

[benld74]

4. That only happens to those who park in Midtowne,,,,,

[d_b]

5. do not want

[roguevalley]

14. RUN PUPPY! I SQUID YOU NOT! (I wuv corgis) :D

[pinboy3niner]

6. Their buyer should have known those knockoff staplers from 'Schwingline' would be trouble

[BainsBane]

12. nevermind

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I thought it was some secret code only men knew.

[flvegan]

7. Kohl's supports misandry, violence! !!Hate crimes!!

I kid.

[Squinch]

25. ^^^^^

[Egnever]

8. OMG I knew they were up to something!

Theres no way my wife was going there as much as she does just for the 30% off coupons!

[jtuck004]

9. Ow! Ow! Ow! That's it. I'm getting my socks mail order next time. n/t

[Spitfire of ATJ]

20. Socks are supposed to go on your FEET.

HTH.

[jtuck004]

21. LOL. n/t

[riqster]

37. Tell that to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

They must have missed the memo.

[Warren DeMontague]

47. Yeah, and now those dudes are on the easy listening station.

News flash: we're old.

[riqster]

48. Dude, tell me.

I used to see The James Gang at school dances.

[Warren DeMontague]

49. Seems to me

you are correct.

[riqster]

50. I got myself in

You might say.

[Warren DeMontague]

39. There's a wonderful selection

at the DU store.

[opiate69]

42. Although, some names have recently been reclaimed.

[Warren DeMontague]

43. I have a hell of a time getting them to match up.

It's like they all come out of the machine at the same time.

[opiate69]

44. Like a flock of ducks..

[busterbrown]

10. Maybe they can provide discount vasectomy out patient services

[pinboy3niner]

11. Naw, but they're making a killing on staple removers

[MisterP]

13. quick! call Captain Foreskin!

[heaven05]

15. cute

[Iliyah]

16. LOL

I had to look at it several times before I got it duh

[etherealtruth]

17. Not ashamed to admit ...I laughed out loud! n/t

[mindwalker_i]

30. Yeah, my wife laughed out loud

Excuse me while I hide under the sofa...

[Omaha Steve]

31. Me too

[awoke_in_2003]

32. any more room under there? nt

[lakercub]

18. Sonofa...

I just bought boxer briefs there this weekend. If I'd only known.

[kag]

19. I am soooo.... stealing this for my facebook page.

Hope that's okay

[Gidney N Cloyd]

22. Kohls Sears Dicks would be worse...

[riqster]

38. OW!

I got my own couch to hide under.

[liberal N proud]

23. Ouch!

[IDemo]

24. I'll wait until all the facts are in

[Logical]

26. LOL

[Lifelong Protester]

27. Ow, all I can say is Ow!

and I am not a male!

[madrchsod]

28. yikes!

[cascadiance]

33. What if they had an In-n-Out burger joint sign at the bottom of these! :) n/t

[Arugula Latte]

34. That is wrong!

They should be using super glue ...

[ThoughtCriminal]

35. The Walmart of Vasectomies

[Yavin4]

36. I know some guys that pay a lot of money for that service n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

40. Sorry, I need to stop at Home Depot, first.

[UtahLib]

41. Must advertise - so little time, so many d...s. n/t

[Eleanors38]

45. LOL! That "pierces the corporate veil!"

[Warren DeMontague]

46. Okay; but are we talking about a regular stapler or one of those big staple guns?

I mean, all staples are not created equal.

[WCGreen]

51. And that is why I limp to this day...

[B Calm]

52. LOL