This is what happens when brothers and sisters don't practice safe sex. Come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!!

[skip fox]

Steve (the lonely synapse) Doocy is saying: "Not one cent of the taxpayer's dollar should go to support an outfit like National Public Radio which is intent on promoting values directly contrary to those held by the majority of thinking Americans: ideas like empathy, tolerance, racial and sexual equality, a living wage, social justice, understanding of our nation and other nations as well as history and art, not to mention so-called literature, etc. . . . The list goes on and on! . . . Can you imagine what America would be like if values like those promoted by NPR were in effect? . . . I don't know about you but it scares the stink out of me! "

[DefenseLawyer]

1. Steve Doocy once spoke for nearly 12 seconds

Before anyone realized he was an idiot. It was a feat he is unlikely to duplicate.

[skip fox]

2. The twelve-second record is disputed by many. As they point out: he was coughing for seven of them!

[lastlib]

3. I think we should register his synapse on Match.com; it needs a husband!

(no sexism intended!)

Actually I would've thought Doocy was the product not of incestuous unsafe sex, but of a farmer and his sheep not practicing safe sex. Hence his eternal obnoxious bleating.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. I liked it better when he did the weather.

It gave him a chance to wave his arms and make circles with his hands for an actual reason.

[dembotoz]

5. and let me tell you, people tell me all the time i am full of stink

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Hey Stevie . . . . . c'mere. I got some stink for you.

Steve Doocey, a resident of Dumb Fuck Nation.

[skip fox]

7. "A lot of people don't believe me. They wonder if I'm telling the truth

or not when all they have to do ask me!""

[libodem]

8. Idiot

Did he really say that? Please tell me it is a satirical commentary. Oh, save our souls.

[skip fox]

9. CAPTIONing at DU is normally a creative activity, but we often

try to channel our subjects, "allowing" them to say something they'd say if they thought they could get away with it, or exposing their hypocrisy, revealing their vanity or stupidity, etc.

[libodem]

10. K

I get it. It just seems entirely possible given that particular idiot and station.

I get duped by the onion pretty frequently. Similar fail.

[skip fox]

11. Not a fail. Part of the joke is the fact that the CAPTION often sounds like the clown

in question. I try to even mimic speach patterns. The humor is in part the double-take: "It sounds just like him and sounds just as crazy as he is but did he really say that???"

Just like, you're right, The Onion.

[libodem]

12. Uh huh

It is a pretty hilarious caption. Faux doesn't need any ideas. Doosey is a total dope in the same way that O'Liely is a total authoritarian dick. Stupid and mean does not equal fair and balanced.

[skip fox]

13. My DU journal, by the way, has dozens of CAPTIONs.

I mention this because I see your journal includes poetry. One of mine does as well and I have been writing real poems for over 40 years.

You might enjoy.

[libodem]

14. Cool

I did enjoy that. Some crap in my journal needs deleted but it came from Meta and an accidental click. Now it is stuck in there.