Florida police tasered a naked man on shrooms who was walking his dog
By Brian Abrams
Not cool, Maitland cops.
Just the other day, Robin Campbell was minding his own business while walking his dog. Naked. And on shrooms.
But thats not the point. He wasnt bothering anybody until officers approached the 20-year-old and asked the whereabouts of his missing wardrobe. Campbells response: This is Gods house.
In Maitland, Orange County, that apparently gets you a tasering. The police report, according to WFTV Orlando, says Campbell threatened the lives of the officers (obv, what else are you gonna say when strangers in uniform attack you?) and that he was charged with battery, resisting arrest and exposing his body.
The report doesnt appear to be available at the Maitland Polices website, but, if any of you want to play criminal lawyer for the day and pick up the phone, requesting a copy of the report shouldnt be an issue. Curious what exactly happened here. Campbells common sense aside (always wear a cup when walking your dog shrooming not so much), these charges sound kinda wack. Then again, its Florida.
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