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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo, What's It Going To Be? By Bashar Al-Assad
Well, here we are. Its been two years of fighting, over 100,000 people are dead, there are no signs of this war ending, and a week ago I used chemical weapons on my own people. If you dont do anything about it, thousands of Syrians are going to die. If you do something about it, thousands of Syrians are going to die. Morally speaking, youre on the hook for those deaths no matter how you look at it.
So, its your move, America. Whats it going to be?
Ive looked at your options, and Im going to be honest here, I feel for you. Not exactly an embarrassment of riches youve got to choose from, strategy-wise. I mean, my God, there are just so many variables to consider, so many possible paths to choose, each fraught with incredible peril, and each leading back to the very real, very likely possibility that no matter what you do its going to backfire in a big, big way. Its a good old-fashioned mess, is what this is! And now, you have to make some sort of decision that you can live with.
So, where do I begin? Well, this is just the tip of the iceberg, but lets start with the fact that my alliance with Russia and China means that nothing you decide to do will have the official support of the UN Security Council. So, right off the bat, Ive already eliminated the possibility of a legally sound united coalition like in Libya or the First Gulf War. Boom. Gone. Off the table.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/so-whats-it-going-to-be,33662/
Autumn
(45,120 posts)rec
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)The situation is amazingly complex. It seems as though no action taken will provide a positive result. I am very glad I am not making any decisions on an issue like this.
joshcryer
(62,277 posts)Fuck.
edit: I feel it's already played out. It's over. It's done. And, fucked up though it may be, the goddamn Onion, of all places, reflects the outcome. Fucking shit.
winter is coming
(11,785 posts)Except, as always, more honest.
joshcryer
(62,277 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kitten-thinks-of-nothing-but-murder-all-day,9783/