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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"It's Yahweh or the Highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!
Pat ("God tickles me in my sleep" Robertson is saying: "But I wanted to talk about these gays, . . . these so-called gays, because they don't seem happy much less 'gay' at all. . . . In fact they seem downright miserable. . . . Which is why they want to make everyone else miserable as well. . . Wow. . . That perfectly leads in to what I wanted to talk about: homosexuals using rings to infect us regular, God-fearing folk with A.I.D.S.. . . . Isn't it wonderful how God directs my thoughts???"
Johonny
(20,841 posts)What kind of primitive religion believes swimming in water washes away their sins and helps bring salvation.
-Paraphrase of actual segment I once saw with Pat Robertson on explaining why I needed to contribute to his crusade to convert people in India to Christianity. Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing...
skip fox
(19,357 posts)while living in a twisted cartoon himself.
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)Response to skip fox (Original post)
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skip fox
(19,357 posts)it is based on the story linked below. CAPTIONers often try to channel our subjects' essence to expose their stupidity, cupidity, hypocrisy, etc.
The story is from Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html
dballance
(5,756 posts)skip fox
(19,357 posts)as though he had really said precisely that. In fact, I have heard him go into the gay/unhappy rant before. I just put them (rewriti9ng and tailoring) together to halp make the jok of God guiding his thoughts (although they are very un-Godlike.