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Sun Sep 1, 2013, 01:16 PM Sep 2013

Brian STELTER schools Mistah KURTZ on how to do the BLATANT TOOL thing right (OLOOFAH,GREENWALD)

So one of the tryouts to replace Mistah KURTZ on "Reliable Sources" gives the appearance of being "New York Times' media reporter Brian Stelter" (CNN's i.d. of him), just my guessing since he's advertised as being "returning" or "again" as host.

So the jewel in his crown today was St Glen, who was referenced and repeated as saying in a recent interview that all the attention his/SNOWDEN's story has gotten has been "beyond my wildest dreams" and that he is writing a book!1 -----hasn't *that* "revelation" been out there longer than a KARDASHIAN wedding?!1 --- and that, yaaas, there are even more SHOCKS!1 and more SHOCKS!1 leftover to come for his book, ain't that just, um/er, SHOCKING?!1

So this STELTER dude gushed all over him, fine. But it was just one big ol' journalists' mini-HappyHour, yukking up their superiority and how they serve us smelly masses with our Liberties, and how we know not how to deserve them, us swine them pearls. Hey!1, crucifixion just goes with the territory!1

O.K., I was under-SHOCKED!1 at this, that they skipped over the biggest revelation which was: GREENWALD's giddiness over attaining his goals of ATTENTION and SHOCK!1 Perhaps I've been over-SHOCKED!1 by the SHOCKS and SHOCKS so much that it takes an even more and more, sort of like Robin THICKE's career.

***But all of this was totally overshadowed when this STELTER dude went on to the rest of his revelatory performance art, as he "reported" on the watershed moment when O'LOOFAH was caught in a HUGH!1 mistake, lapse, screw-up, the difference from the rest of O'LOOFAH's record being just not being held accountable. O.K., so I prepared my gauges to: "Real Journalist Excoriating Clown O'LOOFAH."

But what followed was really, authentically SHOCKING: First, STELTER said O'LOOFAH committed "a Low" by falsely "reporting" (there's a lot of that "reporting" thing going around) that Rethugs had not been invited to the MLK ceremony, but then STELTER instantaneously skipped past this journalistic sin by then crowning O'LOOFAH as a stupendous example to Journalists everywhere for having admitted and apologized for his mistake, thereby committing "a HIGH"!1

Mistah KURTZ will be easily replaced. And before anybody witheringly demands LINKS, there will shirley be videos and links from CNN in due time, and these are my observations and interpretations for which there are no links, you're welcome.

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