Flatulent is as flatulent does. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Glenn ("Parsing the hair floating on a fart from a flea's ass&quot Beck is saying: "Listen, even you bozos at The New York Times Magazine should be able to figure this out. . . . I never, not once, called for Obama's impeachment!!! . . . Not even close . . . Calling for a special counsel to explore the possibility of impeaching Obama over his handling, or rather not handling, of the Benghazi affair is not, I repeat not, calling for his impeachment!!! . . . . Neither is demanding his impeachment for orchestrating the Boston bombings! . . . Or telling the Tea Party that impeachment doesn't go far enough! . . . They're not even close! . . . You guys the guts to print that?"

[skip fox]

1. "You know, Jerry, not feeling the need to think in any logical manner is really very freeing."

[chervilant]

2. "And, that horse had cajones the size of cantaloupes! Cantaloupes, I tell ya!"

[treestar]

3. I know I seem calm right now, but I could start crying any minute

Please don't upset me by saying something like "Obama was born in the United States."

[Nanjing to Seoul]

4. Honestly, my vodka bottles are this big!

[Eleanors38]

5. Keep it constrained between your hands, and you can huff your own fart without a bag.

[skip fox]

6. "I like to find a juicy watermellon and take it home and drill a hole in it, and then . . . "