For Your Convenience, the Customer Service Window Is Closed until Further Notice. nt

[MineralMan]

[MineralMan]

1. This Elevator is Permanently Closed. For Your Convenience, Stairs Are Located to the Left.

[sharp_stick]

2. So I come all the way up here

for customer service and you not only close the damned window in my face "for my convenience" now you want me to walk back down the stairs?

Why is your customer service window on the 34th floor in the first place? Dammit that's probably a question for customer service.

[MineralMan]

4. We Regret Your Dissatisfaction. For Your Convenience, a Suggestion Box Is Located

on Our Penthouse Level.

[randome]

6. Elevators are never broken. They just become stairs.

"Sorry for the convenience that you can still get up there." -Mitch Hedberg (paraphrased).
[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[sweetloukillbot]

9. That's escalators - but a great routine anyhow! n/t

[MineralMan]

3. Applications Are No Longer Accepted at the Los Angeles Office. For Your Convenience,

Apply at Our Phoenix Office.

[MineralMan]

5. This Email InBox is Full. For Your Convenience,

Senator Dumbass Can Be Reached at His Local District Offices Only.

[riqster]

7. The lost and found department is run by Helen Hunt.

So if you've lost something, go to "Helen Hunt" for it.

(Actual sign in a bar I used to play at.)

[randome]

8. You are not here.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[Safetykitten]

10. Your call is important to us.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. We want you to be completely satisified with our customer service

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Our office hours are from 10 am to 3 pm. Pls, call back then.

[riqster]

12. But we won't tell you the time zone.

For your convenience.