Alex Jones thinks the Borg and the Cybermen are real...

[Archae]

Fringe conservative radio host Alex Jones said this week that an effort to avert a U.S. attack on Syria with diplomacy was actually a United Nations plot for the extinction of the human race, which would be replaced by "globalists" like President Barack Obama who would become cyborgs by using "life-extension technologies."

On his Tuesday radio show, Jones said that efforts to have Syria place their chemical weapons under the control of the international community was a United Nations conspiracy to "come into any country they want, that has any type of weapons systems -- and call them WMDs, and then dismantle that country's infrastructure."

The conspiracy theorist went on to explain that there were a lot of different interests wanting to control Syria, including Russia, the United States, France, Israel and Saudi Arabia.

"But it's the globalists here running my life, that's why they're my front-and-center problem," he said. "Because they are the biggest, most organized, eugenics-based, scientific dictatorship, trans-humanists at the top that plan the extinction of almost everybody and a new species to rise up or humans merged with machines."

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/alex-jones-syria-diplomacy-plot-extinguish-h

[get the red out]

1. He might be right because

I suspect Alex Jones is one.

[gordianot]

2. Wjy would Obama need to become a cyborg, I thought he was one of the lizard people?

That was sarcasm it has become hard to tell on DU recently.

[HappyMe]

3. Wow.

That's pretty funny.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

4. AAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1

[JHB]

5. Alex will save the day by inviting in the Daleks to build an army...

...of robot Bigfoots (that look like Andres the Giant in a bad costumes).

[snooper2]

6. Alex Jones, where the Far Left meets the Far Right

and BAM, stupid in the middle

[whttevrr]

7. Have they solved the bionic arm problem?

You know... where you stop a car with your bionic arm and it tears through the soft fleshy parts?

Because... well... it would kinda suck to have a bionic arm that tears through your torso.

[Dash87]

8. All your base are belong to us!

[krawhitham]

9. Cybermen are real, but the borg is just Star Trek BS

But don't worry Peter Capaldi will destroy them

[d_r]

10. the other day

there was this guy walking down the street in a crowded area, near a school at pick up time, with an old school boom box with some talk guy just blaring. I looked at him and he says "Alex Jones!" and walks on.