I'm incredibly traumatised psychologically, in almost innumerable ways.

[sibelian]

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Don't you understand that you are all responsible for my emotional well-being?

How can I feel good about myself and the world I'm living in when I am surrounded by so many upsetting people?

Can't you see that my belief system only has any integrity if you all agree with it?

Sometimes I think you people and I simply aren't on the same page at all.

Don't you realise that when you disagree with me it's because you have a deep and unconscious personality flaw that distorts your thinking, a flaw that I can understand and you can't?

You must understand - I excel in standing on a sort of psychologically internal pedestal, from which I can make pithy observations about our conversation as a whole, whereas when you appear to attempt something similar you're just ignoring me.

Don't you realise that if you leave me with no way of contradicting what you've posted then it makes me look bad and consequently feel bad? That's kind of a jerky thing to do, isn't it? You're kind of a jerk.

There's one thing I'd like to draw particular attention to - when I make generalisations I do it properly because of the special vantage point from which I make them, but when you do it, the special vantage point from which you make them means you're in the wrong.

[rrneck]

1. I thought it was gas. nt

[hootinholler]

2. Is someone running around pissing in wheaties again?

Curious about which side of this I should be on.

[sibelian]

6. ah-HA see you're making ASSUMPTIONS.

So, I win.

[KittyWampus]

3. cat ninjas are amazing.

[frazzled]

4. You clearly understand nothing about this ...

whereas I do.

Plus ... link!

[sibelian]

7. You're impugning my credibility!

Do realise how you sound?!



link, you say, hm, link. Well.


http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Manipulative-or-Controlling-Relationship

[Skittles]

5. you want I should kick your traumatized ass, sibelian?

I'd do that for you my sweet; yes INDEED

[sibelian]

8. VIOLENCE!!!

Ow! Ow! Ow! You're mean and cruel.

What about MY needs?

[Skittles]

12. I do virtual ass kickings too

it's not like I'm gonna break your arm; I just want to bend it a little

[sibelian]

16. From ass to arms

You're so inconsistent! Have you NO POSITION?!

How am I supposed to argue with you when you keep changing the subject!?!?!?!?!??!111

[sibelian]

9. Fucking hell. This bullshit got 12 recs.

[pinboy3niner]

10. Oh, so it's NOT a parody?

Well that's very different...

[sibelian]

11. Wah!

You're shifting the goalposts! NO FAIR.

[OneGrassRoot]

13. This shit is fucked up and bullshit

I just wanted to start my day with that.

Carry on!

[sibelian]

14. OMG, so true

rec, like, a MILLION for that one sign....


There needs to be a shorter person next to him with another sign underneath his saying "^^^^^^^^THIS!!!!"

[OneGrassRoot]

15. hahahaha...I may work on creating such a thing soon.

I also want to get a t-shirt that says "this shit is fucked up and bullshit" and wear to the Moral Monday protests.

Have a good one!

[sibelian]

17. You could totally sell them for millions of bucks.

Tshirts, too!

[pinboy3niner]

18. Here ya go, OGR...

Google the phrase and you'll find the shirts available online.

[OneGrassRoot]

20. Wow, a fancy one. I love that one!!!

I've seen the plain white t's with black font and figured I'd just make one myself via supplies from a craft store.

But I love this take on it -- not quite as crass, though I do appreciate crass!

Thanks!

[sibelian]

22. WANT.

[ananda]

19. Advice

When in trouble or in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout.

[sibelian]

21. But... butbutbut that's what I'm DOING.

Are you MOCKING me? Are you a MOCKY person? WHY MUST YOU MOCK?