Man accidentally shoots own penis, dies

[onehandle]

MANILA, Philippines—A truck driver died after he accidentally shot off his penis in Rosales, Pangasinan, police said Friday.

Geronimo Narciso, 37, was drinking with friends inside the compound of Tagumpay Lumber and Construction Supply when he brought out his gun and fired it twice downwards, Senior Inspector Ryan Manongdo, Pangasinan police spokesman, said.

His drinking buddies, Arnel Nacino and Edwin Alcera, asked him to stop firing his homemade gun, Manongdo said.

Narciso heeded their request and was tucking his gun to his waist when it went off, hitting his genitals. His friends rushed him to Dr. Chan Memorial Hospital in Carmen town but was declared dead on arrival.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/467127/man-accidentally-shoots-own-penis-dies

[RZM]

1. Now that's a dick move n/t

[mockmonkey]

22. More like a dick remove n/t

[TroglodyteScholar]

2. I believe just the penis would have been enough to qualify for a Darwin award (technically)...

...but hey, why take any chances?

[Nye Bevan]

7. A Darwin Award Squared. A rare achievement, indeed.

Committing two acts, either of which, by itself, would have earned him a standard Darwin Award.

[Heather MC]

3. Sounds like he was aiming for his brains bullseye

[npk]

4. This is why we need kevlar condoms. n/t

[NuclearDem]

5. Drinking's all fun and games until someone loses a nut.

[d_b]

6. and he's better off

[ecstatic]

8. It's scary to think of how many armed clowns we might

be coming in contact with on a daily basis. It's a tragedy that he was killed, but I'm glad nobody else had to die as a result of his irresponsible behavior.

[madinmaryland]

9. Darwin award. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

10. Alcohol and guns are a bad mix

And pants.

All bad.

[ManiacJoe]

17. This.

> Alcohol and guns are a bad mix

[Historic NY]

11. Well at least he won't be reproducing soon.

[Boxerfan]

12. Did you catch the "Home made gun" part

That's a Darwin triple by any standard...


And it was a semi-auto by the description. He did us all a favor removing himself from the gene pool.

[Blue Owl]

13. His gun was cocked, then his cock was gunned

[skamaria]

15. Bam!

[backscatter712]

16. And for a short time, he had gone off half-cocked! n/t

[Whisp]

14. Horrible. His family and friends must be devastated.

I don't see the humour in this at all. So much sickness.

[ronnie624]

23. There are some really nasty remarks here.

I don't understand seeing humor in this.

[Deep13]

18. How ironic. Symbolic dick shoots off biological dick. nt

[Turbineguy]

19. Alas, if his penis only had a gun

to defend itself.

[BainsBane]

20. You should post this in the gungeon

[Precisely]

21. guns don't kill dicks, dicks do