Send in the clowns. . . . Please come CAPTION John Boehner!!!

[skip fox]

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John ("Where's my Kleenex?&quot Boehner just finished saying: "At any rate, we're now down to the question of just why Obama and the Democrats want to shut down the government? . . . As I see it, they either hate America or they are criminally insane. . . . Like they say, 'there's two sides to every story.' . . . But which is it? . . . I frankly don't know.""

[Nanjing to Seoul]

1. Ohio Tearduct says: "hic. . I jusht shit my pantsh. where'sh my vodka?"

[skip fox]

2. "Why can't congressmen have choir boys?"

[skip fox]

3. "Listen, all they have on their side is facts. . . and that's a very, very little word."

[gopiscrap]

4. "I am about to shit my pants, because no matter how this works out, I'm fucked"

[napkinz]

5. let's repeal Republicans!

[sakabatou]

6. Invisible steering wheel