"Here come the fudge!" . . . Please come CAPTION Andrew Napolitano!!!

[skip fox]

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Judge ("Why burn books if you can lie?&quot Napolitano is saying: "Listen, this U.N. Arms Trade Treaty that Kerry just signed is simply another example of how Obama is trying to impose a one-world government on the U.S. . . . And guess who he plans to install as Grand Emperor? . . . You got it: Barack Obama himself!! . . . Then he'll have absolute control of the military as well as the judiciary and the congress will be abolished. . . . And guess who else he'll control? . . . Why even as we speak, he's funding technology to perfect mind-control. . . . I'm fully aware it sounds far-fetched, but I have inside information, believe me."


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The first sentence of the Judge's speech was a paraphrase of what he actually said on the Media Matters clip from Fox & Friends, below. The rest of the CAPTION is free-form.

http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/09/26/fox-legal-analyst-andrew-napolitano-un-arms-tre/196097

[skip fox]

1. "My fairy god-mother told me every time I lie,

another little devil pops up outta Hell to f*ck with us even more. . . You gotta another question?"

[Johonny]

2. Obama wants to separate this county into a black side, a white side, and a strawberry middle

My bad that's Andrew Neapolitano

[skip fox]

3. "You all should see the size of my fridge!"

[DGeorge]

4. "I think I just soiled my tighty-whities."

[Hutzpa]

5. Was this guy really a Judge?

If he was, then I have to say, this country is really fucked, because someone like this surely
has peers that thinks just like him.

Now we know why the Judicial system in this country is a complete disaster, you have
Judge num-nuts here foaming at the mouth, wonder how many innocent people did he
send to prison?

[skip fox]

6. "When you fart on the bench, the robe holds it in and you can

let just a little bit out at the throat at a time so the smell can last over an hour, depending, of coure, on the size of the fart."

[skip fox]

7. "What I don't get is why the mob didn't want me. . . . When I offered to become

the Boss's attorney, he said my ideas were too felonious. . . . He had to be joking, right?"