I want to apologize to Limbaugh:

[PCIntern]

You know, in the past I have called you a disgracefully loud-mouthed slob, a misogynist, a fascist, a slimy sack of shit, an evil bit of protoplasm disguised as a human being sitting behind a phallic-microphone pointed at your mouth at a suggestive angle, an eating-disordered/impulse-control disordered borderline personality, impotent, a drug addict, and a possible worshipper of young boys, among other epithets.

I wish to apologize, one entertainer to another, and tell you that I am sorry for grotesquely understating the disgust which I emit on a daily basis pertaining to you and your show. I will attempt to do you justice in the future.

Yours in enmity...

PCIntern

[underpants]

1. +

[Darth_Kitten]

4. Perfect!

[me b zola]

2. K&R

[TeamsterDem]

3. LOL love it!!! n/t

[Matariki]

5. Oh, and when you said those things, they were meant in "humor". Correct?

And you are probably sorry he misconstrued your humorous attempt to describe him accurately.

[PCIntern]

7. I feel terrible about this...really I do.

I misspoke...

[Initech]

6. Mine's a lot shorter than that:

And I'm sure Johnny would agree with me:

[MustBeTheBooz]

8. Snap!!! nt

[Maven]

9. Please remove the bit about the phallic microphone.

It undercuts your point about his misogyny when you use an insinuation of homosexuality as an insult.

Thanks. And, fuck Limbaugh right in the ear.

[PCIntern]

11. Why don't you call Martin Bashir and tell him as well...

he said it the other day..

[Maven]

13. Okay.

Do you have his phone number?

[SDjack]

10. Cut Rush some slack.

He's suffering from coprophagia and the associated social stigma.

[ballabosh]

12. I'm sure

you didn't mean any of that as a personal attack.

[jimlup]

14. Comparing Limbaugh to a shack of shit is an insult

to the sack of shit.