Sperm are People Too

[babylonsister]

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/03/03/sperm_are_people_too.html

Sperm are People Too

The Wilmington, Delaware city council passed a resolution calling on state legislatures and the U.S. Congress to pass laws granting "personhood" rights to eggs and sperm, the Wilmington News Journal reports.

The resolution -- introduced by councilwoman Loretta Walsh in an admittedly "tongue-in-cheek" way -- seeks laws that forbid men from destroying their semen. She said it was designed to call attention to "the absurdity of men making health decisions for women."

[Lil Missy]

1. Damn right. Life begins at erection!

[Poll_Blind]

3. !

Great, there's sperm all over the monitor now.

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PB

[HillWilliam]

4. Or the first beer!

As a friend of mine used to say: start early and drink 'em pretty.

[Graybeard]

2. The Meaning Of Life

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.

Monty Python
The Meaning Of Life

[louis-t]

5. Repugs are trying to criminalize masturbation.

More 'smaller, less intrusive gubmint' policy.