LMAO! "I speak English, just like Jesus Christ"

[eissa]

Gotta love Kimmel! Enjoy

http://www.salon.com/2013/10/16/must_see_morning_clip_the_rift_in_the_gop/

[TrogL]

1. What they also don't realize is that "Christ" is not a last name

[onenote]

2. Wha??? You mean "H" isn't a middle initial?

[pipi_k]

9. I had a very

confused childhood because of that guy.

My father would always yell out, "JESUS H CHRIST!!!" when he was pissed off.

I wondered who this Jesus guy was, and what the "H" stood for.

Then, came Christmas time and we had to sing Christmas carols in school.

And some of them mentioned this Jesus guy that my father was always yelling at.

If this Jesus guy was so bad my father had to yell at him all the time, then why were we singing about him at Christmas time?

And was Baby Jesus the same Jesus as Jesus H Christ?

Later, when I realized that "Jesus H Christ" was meant to be a swear word, I didn't want to mention his name in Christmas carols for fear I'd get my mouth washed out with soap.

I'm sure all of that had something to do with why I'm an Atheist now.

[KurtNYC]

10. Old joke...

Jesus comes running into the room where Joseph was working.

Jesus: You called me ?!

Joseph: No. Just hit my thumb with the hammer.

[cry baby]

3. Hilarious! Thanks for posting that! eom

[Scuba]

4. "All knowing God" and "mysterious ways" clauses cover this and every other absurdity the believe.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Ours is not to know or to question!

Just turn off that little brain of yours ...

[Scuba]

8. "Shut up", he explained.

[bvar22]

5. DURec!

I don't usually click on links to other sites,
but I encourage everyone, even those on Dial Ups,
to click the link and watch this video.

---bvar22

[eissa]

6. "Sayonara amigos!"

I swear, watching them go at each other has been a thing of beauty to behold