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Post-Sandy, there was never any doubt that New Jersey would reelect America's angriest yoga ball, Chris Christie, as governor. He could have been caught fucking a calzone while smoking crack, and he still would have been reelected. Why? Because New Jersey likes assholes? Because he reminds Jersey residents of their psychologically abusive fathers, always screaming at you and pointing his fat fucking finger in your face? Because New Jersey really hates abortion, teachers' unions, and large, job-creating public works projects? Yes, yes, and no. Why "no" on the third question? Ah, there is the more important story of the New Jersey evening.
The results of the referendum on a minimum wage hike in New Jersey are a bit confounding. What passed was not just a $1 raise, from a brutal $7.25 an hour to a slightly less ass-reaming $8.25. No, it was an amendment to the state's constitution that ties the hourly rate to the cost of living, with hikes possible every September, depending on inflation. Here's the fun part. Christie beat Democrat Barbara "Ignored by Everyone" Buono 60.5% to 38%. The minimum wage referendum passed 61% to 39%. That means that at over a third of Christie's voters supported it.
The real fun is that Christie himself opposed tying the minimum wage to the cost of living index. He vetoed a bill to raise the stagnant wage this year and mocked those who would bring it to the voters to amend the state constitution in that charming Christie way: " It's) a truly ridiculous idea. That is just a stupid way to do it." He actively campaigned against the amendment. And yet, well, shit, we know how it all turned out.
Let's add one more fun fact to the supposed Christie anointment last night. Dude's got no coattails, no juice, no big mo, nothing. The legislature remained firmly in Democratic hands, with no seats lost in the Senate and just two lost in the Assembly. That includes counties where Christie won handily.
You can read that two ways: the kind way is that Christie cuts across party lines and is the moderate Obama-hugging god everyone wants to worship today. The unkind way is that Chris Christie ain't shit but an image, a cartoon character, a bulbous joke like a certain mayor of a certain Canadian city. He's a myth (or a Republican bedtime story, as John Dickerson calls him - maybe Goodnight, Goon?), and a myth will always top reality. The only way Democrats were going to beat him was to offer an alternative myth. Buono is a fine politician, but you can't take down the Hindenburg without a spark. In Jersey, that possibility dried up as soon as Cory Booker went Senate instead of Governor.
Or perhaps the other path was to puncture the myth. That was gonna take someone a fuck of a lot sharper than Buono to pop a yoga ball. Those things are thick. It'll take, say, Hillary Clinton, a myth in her own right.
Christie was never forced to answer for his extreme right-wing views on most things in any way that overcame all those fuckin' bear hugs he gave out after Sandy. His victory speech last night was bullshit. He said absolutely nothing specific about what he was going to do as governor other than some vague nonsense about "the completion of my mission." He may as well have eaten the calzone he fucked. The speech was meaningless and devoid of anything that might identify what Christie actually believes beyond "smaller government" and "lower taxes."
That's Chris Christie, though. He ain't shit but bluster and a tough guy pose. People will vote for such things when given no viable alternative. What the New Jersey election results actually prove is that people want higher wages enshrined in the constitution and they want a Democratic government. That ought to be the spin.
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factsarenotfair
(910 posts)IADEMO2004
(5,566 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)Leith
(7,813 posts)A stinkin' pile of it. He thinks that NJ has enough money to pay for his helicopter ride to see his son play sports, but not enough for education for everyone else's kids. The way he treated the teacher a few days ago was unforgivable.
Yeah, Christie is shit.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)Dubya weren't shit either.
How did that work out for us?
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)If they act all in awe of a public figure it boosts that individual's "it" factor. And the media is fawning all over Christie.
Cosmocat
(14,575 posts)People want to be up in arms over how the Ds didn't do enough to go after him.
That doesn't matter one way or another.
The media (on orders from the R spin machine) spun W as "as guy you would like to have a beer with" to make him palatable. He was THAT bad, and it was something that fantastically lame that helped the sleepy masses in this country justify voting for the moron.
The spin for Christie is even better. His anger, his thing where he snaps at people is going to be spun as him being the guy who will go down to DC and take charge and clean things up. That shit IS going to resonate with people at the same time that it will justify him going unhinged on people. He will pop off pointing a finger in the face of some teacher somewhere, going Jersey Shore on them, and the Rs will say "THAT IS WHAT WE NEED IN DC" and the "liberal media" will obediently parrot that.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)The media is a great obstacle to fairness.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)but W had the incarnation of Satan (Cheney) and his evil minion Rove on his side, as well as Poppy's deep, blood-stained pockets.
tblue37
(65,502 posts)deutsey
(20,166 posts)Let's hope Rove continues his current trend of ineptitude.
bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)before 1980, or were perhaps too young to be really politically aware of what was going on at that time.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)incumbent with a hostage situation and prior gas-lines, economic issues, and killer rabbits.
AND I'M A CARTER FAN.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)malaise
(269,220 posts)Rec
progressoid
(50,000 posts)I shouldn't laugh...but I did.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)OneCrazyDiamond
(2,032 posts)He worked with "The Socialist Enemy from Kenya".
If he is on the 2016 ticket, the Right will stay home.
One can hope.
Volaris
(10,275 posts)the GOP Primary will be another episode of the National Clown Coalition all trying to stick knives into each other. I'm not EXACTLY a fan of voting for Hillary (I prefer Liz Warren as a national figure), but if she wants it, it damn sure is HERS, and after the circus over there is done, I would expect her to win by the largest popular vote margins in about 30 fucking years.
Hell, I'll vote for her in a Primary just to watch Bill work a campaign again. He'll pop in to give a stump speech to 10 people who don't speak English; that man will KILL himself getting his wife elected President if he has to.
It will be fun to watch. And the GOP? Yeah, they will stay home.
OneCrazyDiamond
(2,032 posts)I can vote for her.
If Biden is on the ticket for POTUS, I will stay home.
Volaris
(10,275 posts)IS there something I missed?
Erose999
(5,624 posts)a real dick going out and stumping against Christie after Sandy and all that.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)madrchsod
(58,162 posts)love him or hate him he`s a very good writer. his writing about new orleans and the surrounding where he grew up was some of the best commentary on the disaster.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)I'll bet those are unforgettable.
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)CTyankee
(63,912 posts)Especially with women and old people. It goes with his snarl and sticking his finger in their faces and his loudmouth trash talk. So in that context, his weight is fair game, IMO.
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,900 posts)He's had weight-loss surgery - and that was the first really obvious sign he plans to run in '16 - so maybe he'll be thin, or at least not fat, by then. I wonder what a not-fat Christie will be like? Will he be less menacing and belligerent? We shall see...
eridani
(51,907 posts)Apparently he isn't in the 10% who lose nothing, but the effects could tail off.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/05/07/gov-chris-christies-weight-loss-surgery-demystified/#ixzz2jwaY2QnE
When New Jersey Governor Chris Christie quietly opted for weight-loss surgery in February, he chose the safest but often least effective procedure.
Patients who undergo gastric-band surgery Lap-Band is the trade name can lose between a third to half of their body weight. But about 10% of patients lose nothing at all, says Dr. Philip Schauer, a bariatric surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic who was not involved in Christies care.
Before surgery, Christie weighed about 350 lb., estimates Schauer. Hes about 150 pounds overweight so a very good result would be if he lost 75 pounds, says Schauer. But he would still be overweight at 275 pounds.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)The bigger they come, the harder they fall...
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,900 posts)hootinholler
(26,449 posts)Damned straight she is.
Corruption Inc
(1,568 posts)They look exactly like the rude pundit says "psychologically abusive fathers, always screaming at you and pointing his fat fucking finger in your face?"
Bingo.
napkinz
(17,199 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)The government could have "make work" projects using the welfare resources they award corporations and the economy would actually improve.
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Chris Christie IS s--t, actually.