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...Except in Schools, Malls, Airports, Movie Theatres, Workplaces, Streets, Own Homes.
Posted by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)A new study released today indicates that Americans are safe from the threat of gun violence except in schools, malls, airports, movie theatres, workplaces, streets, and their own homes.
Also: highways, turnpikes, libraries, places of worship, parks, universities, restaurants, post offices, and cars.
Plus: driveways, garages, gyms, stores, military basesand a host of other buildings, structures, and sites.
National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre applauded the study, saying that it reinforced his organizations long-held position that the United States does not need additional gun laws. This study makes it abundantly clear that Americans are in no danger of gun violence except in these isolated four hundred and thirteen places, he said.
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pitbullgirl1965
(564 posts)Are you #^@^@ kidding me? Also, IIRC, guns are banned at NRA conferences. What a sick little man.
Tippy
(4,610 posts)There is a shortage in some areas..