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KurtNYC

(14,549 posts)
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:20 AM Nov 2013

Rand Paul has threatened to quit politics -- Help to Write his Resignation Speech for Him...

“It’s also what people hate about politics, and it’s why, frankly, members of my family are not too interested in politics, period, or wanting me to do more of this,” he said. “To tell you the truth, people can think what they want, I can go back to being a doctor anytime, if they’re tired of me. I’ll go back to being a doctor, and I’ll be perfectly content.”


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/11/06/1253583/-Sen-Rand-Paul-on-plagiarism-Do-I-have-to-be-in-detention-the-rest-of-my-career#



Resignation speech fodder here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years...100_Movie_Quotes

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Rand Paul has threatened to quit politics -- Help to Write his Resignation Speech for Him... (Original Post) KurtNYC Nov 2013 OP
Buh-Bye. JoePhilly Nov 2013 #1
You won't have Rand Paul to kick around anymore Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2013 #2
Don't let the door hit ya... magical thyme Nov 2013 #3
Ha! LisaLynne Nov 2013 #16
DUzy!!! Scuba Nov 2013 #57
SOmeone nykym Nov 2013 #4
It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of one person doesn't amount to a hill of beans... Ian David Nov 2013 #5
just a small insert BillStein Nov 2013 #7
Shame on you! MyOwnPeace Nov 2013 #39
well this isn't hard: "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could' kydo Nov 2013 #6
Here's one that I wrote all by myself, feel free to borrow as you choose Rand. Ganja Ninja Nov 2013 #8
Hey! I was gonna write that speech for Sen. Paul! Honest The Second Stone Nov 2013 #12
You have to post the whole thing. Ganja Ninja Nov 2013 #21
That would be a perfect speech for Rand to plagiarize! LonePirate Nov 2013 #14
tl;dr. LisaLynne Nov 2013 #17
Oh my paws and whiskers, that was painful. Thanks, Obama, sparing us from that! freshwest Nov 2013 #30
God, my brain hurts hatrack Nov 2013 #46
"I am not a crook" has to be in there somewhere. City Lights Nov 2013 #9
"I am quitted." -Rand. randome Nov 2013 #10
It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. myrna minx Nov 2013 #11
the Star Wars is a nice touch KurtNYC Nov 2013 #22
I LOVE this one!! Myrina Nov 2013 #44
In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the ecstatic Nov 2013 #13
+1 KurtNYC Nov 2013 #23
It can start, "When in the course of human events...." FSogol Nov 2013 #15
Four score and seven years ago...nt magical thyme Nov 2013 #18
Aw, I was gonna do that one..... louis-t Nov 2013 #75
GBCW: Teabagger Senator style. nt stevenleser Nov 2013 #19
Please do...go crawl in some Kentucky bat cave and never emerge again! gopiscrap Nov 2013 #20
He's really being true to his namesake, isn't he? Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2013 #24
entitled crybabies who don't get their way 2naSalit Nov 2013 #61
Only one thing is impossible for me ... ananda Nov 2013 #25
But I don't think of you. JHB Nov 2013 #26
ooooh...touche!!!!! seriously DUzy magical thyme Nov 2013 #71
"Read my lips: I am not a crook. If it does not fit, you must...iQuit!" KurtNYC Nov 2013 #27
I wouldn't want him to be MY doctor. Laelth Nov 2013 #28
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (nt) DreamGypsy Nov 2013 #29
reallllly? Leave the Senate before the end of his term? librechik Nov 2013 #31
WTF, can't he just find one online? Cut and Paste, Cut and Paste. Coyotl Nov 2013 #32
Rand Paul: "I realized that I am an idiot. AndyA Nov 2013 #33
As long as Breshear appoints a Democrat to replace his inbred ass. Buddha_of_Wisdom Nov 2013 #34
He is amazed that he has to fight for the crazies. Thanks Ted Cruz. grantcart Nov 2013 #35
He could always consult Charlie Sheen..I'm sure he has some eloquence to "borrow" SoCalDem Nov 2013 #36
"I'm leaving now. I don't need nothing." bmbmd Nov 2013 #37
Oh god, he finally found his "special purpose". myrna minx Nov 2013 #73
He can plagiarize 'A Tale of Two Cities,' by Charles Dickens: freshwest Nov 2013 #38
Would be ironic if he became a footnote in history Blue Owl Nov 2013 #40
Why can't he just plagiarize a speech from LibGranny Nov 2013 #41
Except that he's not a REAL doctor ... Myrina Nov 2013 #42
Good riddance. n/t Paper Roses Nov 2013 #43
He could become a high power lobbyist Dopers_Greed Nov 2013 #45
Old senators never die; they just fade away. Botany Nov 2013 #47
Damn it! You beat me to it! 11 Bravo Nov 2013 #50
Stop picking on me or I'm quitting Lifelong Dem Nov 2013 #48
here we go MissMillie Nov 2013 #49
I'd contribute fredamae Nov 2013 #51
"Ask not what your country can do for you, JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #52
I Checked And Nobody Had Used This DallasNE Nov 2013 #55
Hahahaha.......... JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #77
As You All Know DallasNE Nov 2013 #53
GO, Rand Paul.... ReRe Nov 2013 #54
"Frankly My Dear, I don't Give A Damn..." Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #56
Hey Rand, Fuddnik Nov 2013 #58
Your wish is my command KamaAina Nov 2013 #59
Rand needs to establish his very own Rodent Inspired Hair Club For Men graywarrior Nov 2013 #60
He plagiarized that look from Fred Schneider (B52s) KurtNYC Nov 2013 #78
John Lennon allude to the rumor that Ichingcarpenter Nov 2013 #62
"What a town. DC..." KansDem Nov 2013 #63
Resignation letters online. Rand, Google is your friend Pretzel_Warrior Nov 2013 #64
Ohh. Resignation speech. Now where can I steal one of those from? eom MyNameGoesHere Nov 2013 #65
I'll call U-Haul for ya Senator to make it easy. Left Coast2020 Nov 2013 #66
That's a threat? Wounded Bear Nov 2013 #67
Go ahead and make my day, Rand. Just don't say "AAAh'll be back" ok? Erose999 Nov 2013 #68
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation . . . Major Hogwash Nov 2013 #69
I am a shulb libodem Nov 2013 #70
So long, farewell malaise Nov 2013 #72
why was he in politics in the first place? promised the position when he crushed dear old Dad? Sunlei Nov 2013 #74
Great. At least at his old job, Jamaal510 Nov 2013 #76
If only. n/t Tarheel_Dem Nov 2013 #79
Boy, does he have a thin skin. Beacool Nov 2013 #80
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, applegrove Nov 2013 #81
It couldn't happen soon enough madokie Nov 2013 #82
what a brat Skittles Nov 2013 #83
On the Waterfront nadinbrzezinski Nov 2013 #84

Ian David

(69,059 posts)
5. It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of one person doesn't amount to a hill of beans...
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:30 AM
Nov 2013

But this is my hill. And these are my beans!

And I'm not quitting. It's not over!

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

kydo

(2,679 posts)
6. well this isn't hard: "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could'
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:31 AM
Nov 2013

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

Ganja Ninja

(15,953 posts)
8. Here's one that I wrote all by myself, feel free to borrow as you choose Rand.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:40 AM
Nov 2013

What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all Alaskans, to our Alaskan family this last time as your governor. And it is always great to be in Fairbanks. The rugged rugged hardy people that live up here and some of the most patriotic people whom you will ever know live here, and one thing that you are known for is your steadfast support of our military community up here and I thank you for that and thank you United States military for protecting the greatest nation on Earth. Together we stand.

And getting up here I say it is the best road trip in America soaring through nature's finest show. Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun. And then the extremes. In the winter time it's the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn't it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now, with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, Mother Nature wins. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future. That is what we get to see every day. Now what the rest of America gets to see along with us is in this last frontier there is hope and opportunity and there is country pride.

And it is our men and women in uniform securing it, and we are facing tough challenges in America with some seeming to just be Hell bent maybe on tearing down our nation, perpetuating some pessimism, and suggesting American apologetics, suggesting perhaps that our best days were yesterdays. But as other people have asked, "How can that pessimism be, when proof of our greatness, our pride today is that we produce the great proud volunteers who sacrifice everything for country?" Now this week alone, Sean Parnell and I we're on the, um, on Ft. Rich the base there, the army chapel, and we heard the last roll call, and the sounding of Taps for three very brave, very young Alaskan soldiers who just gave their all for all of us. Together we do stand with gratitude for our troops who protect all of our cherished freedoms, including our freedom of speech which, par for the course, I'm going to exercise.

And first, some straight talk for some, just some in the media because another right protected for all of us is freedom of the press, and you all have such important jobs reporting facts and informing the electorate, and exerting power to influence. You represent what could and should be a respected honest profession that could and should be the cornerstone of our democracy. Democracy depends on you, and that is why, that's why our troops are willing to die for you. So, how 'bout in honor of the American soldier, ya quite makin' things up. And don't underestimate the wisdom of the people, and one other thing for the media, our new governor has a very nice family too, so leave his kids alone.

OK, today is a beautiful day and today as we swear in Sean Parnell, no one will be happier than I to witness by God's grace Alaskans with strength of character advancing our beloved state. Sean has that. Craig Campbell has that. I remember on that December day, we took the oath to uphold our state constitution, and it was written right here in Fairbanks by very wise pioneers. We shared the vision for government that they ground in that document. Our founders wrote "all political power is inherent in the people. All government originates with the people. It's founded upon their will only and it's instituted for the good of the people as a whole." Their remarkably succinct words guided us in all of our efforts in serving you and putting you first, and we have done our best to fulfill promises that I made on Alaska Day, 2005, when I first asked for the honor of serving you.

Remember then, our state so desired and so deserved ethics reform. We promised it, and now it is the law. Ironically, it needs additional reform to stop blatant abuse from partisan operatives, and I hope the lawmakers will continue that reform. We promised that you would finally see a fair return on your Alaskan owned natural resources so we build a new oil and gas appraisal system, an is an equitable formula to usher in a new era of competition and transparency and protection for Alaskans and the producers. ACES incentivizes new exploration and it's the exploration that is our future. It opens up oil basins and it ensures that the people will never be taken advantage of again. Don't forget Alaskans you are the resource owners per our constitution and that's why for instance last year when oil prices soared and state coffers swelled, but you were smacked with high energy prices, we sent you the energy rebate. See, it's your money and I've always believed that you know how to better spend it than government can spend it.

I promised that we would protect this beautiful environment while safely and ethically developing resources, and we did. We built the Petroleum Oversight Office and a sub-cabinet to study climate conditions. And I promised I'd govern with fiscal restraint, so to not immorally burden futre generations. And we did...we slowed the rate of government growth and I vetoed hundreds of millions of dollars of excess and wtih lawmakers we saved billions for the future.

I promsed that we'd lead the charge to forward funding education, and hold schools accountable, and improve opportunities for special needs students and elevate vo-tech training and we paid down pension debt.

I promised that we would manage our fish and wildlife for abundance, and that we would defend the constitution, and we have, though outside special interest groups they still just don't get it on this one. Let me tell you, Alaskans really need to stick together on this with new leadership in this area especially, encouraging new leadership... got to stiffen your spine to do what's right for Alaska when the pressure mounts, because you're going to see anti-hunting, anti-second amendment circuses from Hollywood and here's how they do it. They use these delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets, they use Alaska as a fundraising tool for their anti-second amendment causes. Stand strong, and remind them patriots will protect our guaranteed, individual right to bear arms, and by the way, Hollywood needs to know, we eat, therefore we hunt.

I promised energy solutions and we have, we have a plan calling for 50% of our electricity generated by renewable resources and we can now insist that those who hold the leases to develop our resources that they do so now on Alaska's terms. So now finally after decades of just talk, finally we're seeing oil and gas drilling up there at Point Thompson. And I promised that we would get a natural gas pipeline underway and we did. Since I was a little kid growing up here, I remember the discussions, especially the political discussions just talking about and hoping for and dreaming of commercializing our clean, abundant, needed natural gas.

Our gas line inducement act, AGIA, that was the game-changer and this is thanks to our outstanding gas line team, and the legislature adopting this law, 58-1. They knew, they know AGIA is the vehicle to drive this monumental energy project and bring everyone to the table, this bipartisan victory, it came from Alaskans working together with free market private sector principles, and now we are on the road to the largest private-sector energy project in the history of America. It is for Alaska's future, it is for America's energy independence and it will make us a more peaceful, prosperous and secure nation.

What I promised, we accomplished. "We" meaning state staff, amazing commissioners, great staff assisting them, and conscientious Alaskans outside the bureaucracy - Tom Van Flein, and Meg Stapleton and Kristan Cole, so many others, many volunteers who just stepped up to the challenge as good Alaskans, but nothing, nothing could have succeeded without my right-hand man Kris Perry. She is the sharpest, boldest, hardest-working partner. Kris is my right-hand man and much success is due to Kris.

So much success, and Alaska there is much good in store further down the road, but to reach it we must value and live the optimistic pioneering spirit that made this state proud and free, and we can resist enslavement to big central government that crushes hope and opportunity. Be wary of accepting government largess. It doesn't come free and often, accepting it takes away everything that is free, melting into Washington's powerful "care-taking" arms will just suck incentive to work hard and chart our own course right out of us, and that not only contributes to an unstable economy and dizzying national debt, but it does make us less free.

I resisted the stimulus package. I resisted the stimulus package and we have championed earmark reform, slashing earmark requests by 85% to break the cycle of dependency on a stifling, unsustainable federal agenda, and other states should follow this for their and for America's stability. We don't have to feel that we must beg an allowance from Washington, except to beg the allowance to be self-determined. See, to be self-sufficient, Alaska must be allowed to develop - to drill and build and climb, to fulfill statehood's promise. At statehood we knew this. At statehood we knew this, that we are responsible for ourselves and our families and our future, and fifty years later, please let's not start believing that government is the answer. It can't make you happy or healthy or wealthy or wise. What can? It is the wisdom of the people and our families and our small businesses, and industrious individuals, and it is God's grace, helping those who help themselves, and then this allows that very generous voluntary hand up that we're known for, enthusiastically providing those who need it.

Alaskans will remember that years ago, remember we sported the old bumper sticker that said, "Alaska. We Don't Give a Darn How They Do It Outside?" Do you remember that? I remember that, and remember it was because we would be different. We'd roll up our sleeves, and we would diligently sow and reap, and we can still do this to carve wealth out of the wilderness and make our living on the water, with strong hands and innovative minds, now with smarter technology. It is what our first people and our parents did. It worked, because they worked. We must be prudent and persistent and press for the people's right to responsibly develop God-given resources for the maximum benefit of the people.

And we have come so far in just 50 years. We're no longer a frontier outpost on the periphery of the world's greatest nation. Now, as a contributor and a securer of America, we can attain our destiny in the promise of our motto "North to the Future." See, the pressing issue of our time, it's energy independence, because there is an inherent link between energy and security, and energy and prosperity. Alaska will lead with energy, we will prove you can be both pro-development and pro-environment, because no one loves their clean air and their land and their wildlife and their water more than an Alaskan. We will protect it.

Yes, America must look north to the future for security, for energy independence, for our strategic location on the globe. Alaska is the gate-keeper of the continent.

So, we are here today at a changing of the guard. Now, people who know me, and they know how much I love this state, some still are choosing not to hear why I made the decision to chart a new course to advance the state. And it should be so obvious to you. (indicating heckler) It is because I love Alaska this much, sir (at heckler) that I feel it is my duty to avoid the unproductive, typical, politics as usual, lame duck session in one's last year in office. How does that benefit you? No, with this decision now, I will be able to fight even harder for you, for what is right, for truth. And I have never felt like you need a title to do that.

So, as we all move forward together, let's vow to keep championing Alaska, to advocate responsible development, and smaller government, and freedom, and when I took the oath to serve you, I promised...remember I promised to steadfastly and doggedly guard the interests of this great state like that grizzly guards her cubs, as a mother naturally guards her own. And I will keep that vow wherever the road may lead. Todd and I, and Track, Bristol, Tripp, Willow, Piper, Trig...I think I got 'em all. We will forever be so grateful for the honor of our lifetime to have served you. Our whole big diverse full and fun family, we all thank you and I am very very blessed to have had their support all along, for Todd's support. I am thankful too. I have been blessed to have been raised in this last frontier. Thank you for our home, Mom and Dad, because in Alaska it is not an easy living, but it is a good living, and here it is impossible to lose your way. Wherever the road may lead you, we have that steadying great north star to guide us home.

So let's all enjoy the ride, and I thank you Alaska, and God bless Alaska and God bless America.

 

The Second Stone

(2,900 posts)
12. Hey! I was gonna write that speech for Sen. Paul! Honest
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:44 AM
Nov 2013

But I wasn't going to post the whole thing, which might be a copyright violation.

Ganja Ninja

(15,953 posts)
21. You have to post the whole thing.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:03 AM
Nov 2013

If you start trying to leave out the gibberish, insane ramblings and superficial patriotism there's not much left but "What a beautiful day."

LonePirate

(13,419 posts)
14. That would be a perfect speech for Rand to plagiarize!
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:52 AM
Nov 2013

Those words could go from one moronic RWNJ to another.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
10. "I am quitted." -Rand.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:42 AM
Nov 2013

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.
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myrna minx

(22,772 posts)
11. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:43 AM
Nov 2013

Horror! Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. After all, it's grease lighting! D'oh.

ecstatic

(32,701 posts)
13. In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:51 AM
Nov 2013

Nation.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort.

I would have preferred to carry through to the finish-- whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Nation must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions I have had with Congressional Rush Limbaugh and other leaders, I have concluded that because of the Watergate plagiarism matter I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Nation would require one-issue and/or clueless Libertarians in 2016.

I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President a junior senator who was elected solely based on my father's reputation, I must put the interest of America first.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency my senate seat, as well as any delusions I had about becoming President of the United States, effective at noon tomorrow.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,181 posts)
24. He's really being true to his namesake, isn't he?
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:10 AM
Nov 2013

Doesn't Ayn Rand's literature boil down to little more than rich, entitled crybabies who don't get their way, so they take their ball and go home?

2naSalit

(86,583 posts)
61. entitled crybabies who don't get their way
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:10 PM
Nov 2013

so they take a solid whack at everyone on the field with the bat making contact with many innocent by-standers, take their ball and go home!

ananda

(28,858 posts)
25. Only one thing is impossible for me ...
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:14 AM
Nov 2013

... (God): to find any sense in any
copyright law on the planet.

 

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
71. ooooh...touche!!!!! seriously DUzy
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:34 PM
Nov 2013

Last edited Thu Nov 7, 2013, 02:50 PM - Edit history (1)

this one has to win the thread. Plagiarizing Ayn herself!

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
28. I wouldn't want him to be MY doctor.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:36 AM
Nov 2013

Nevertheless, I hope he seriously considers abandoning politics.

-Laelth

librechik

(30,674 posts)
31. reallllly? Leave the Senate before the end of his term?
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:41 AM
Nov 2013

I'm afraid that would recquire tar and feathers at the least. Not gonna happen. Nice dream, tho.

AndyA

(16,993 posts)
33. Rand Paul: "I realized that I am an idiot.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:43 AM
Nov 2013

Well, not an idiot, but completely insane. Crazy. Crazy people shouldn't be making decisions for others, because we can't even make sound decisions for ourselves. So, I'm announcing my resignation so that I may spend more time with my family and go back to my private practice as a brain surgeon--err--general practitioner--um--dermatologist--or whatever I'm supposed to be."

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
38. He can plagiarize 'A Tale of Two Cities,' by Charles Dickens:
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 11:55 AM
Nov 2013
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."



Oh, I forgot, he's an Ayn Rand groupie. He'd push grandma to take his place at the guillotine. As there is not one drop of love or self-sacrifice within him.


LibGranny

(711 posts)
41. Why can't he just plagiarize a speech from
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:13 PM
Nov 2013

another non-politician, like Nixon or Edwards, or better yet, Weiner! LOL

Myrina

(12,296 posts)
42. Except that he's not a REAL doctor ...
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:16 PM
Nov 2013

... he just plays one when he wants a title to throw around.

Botany

(70,501 posts)
47. Old senators never die; they just fade away.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:32 PM
Nov 2013

Old senators never die; they just fade away. And like the old senator of that ballad, I now close my senate career and just fade away, an old senator who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty.

MissMillie

(38,555 posts)
49. here we go
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:40 PM
Nov 2013
By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of that process of healing which is so desperately needed in America.

I regret deeply any injuries that may have been done in the course of the events that led to this decision. I would say only that if some of my Judgments were wrong, and some were wrong, they were made in what I believed at the time to be the best interest of the Nation.

To those who have stood with me during these past difficult months, to my family, my friends, to many others who joined in supporting my cause because they believed it was right, I will be eternally grateful for your support.



http://www.pbs.org/newshour/character/links/nixon_speech.html

JimboBillyBubbaBob

(1,389 posts)
52. "Ask not what your country can do for you,
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:50 PM
Nov 2013

ask what you can do for your country..."

Well, since you asked RP, "Go Away!!!"

DallasNE

(7,403 posts)
55. I Checked And Nobody Had Used This
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:55 PM
Nov 2013

And your shorter response allowed you to beat me to it. Like minds and all of that...

DallasNE

(7,403 posts)
53. As You All Know
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:51 PM
Nov 2013

Members of my family are not too interested in politics. That is why my father is second to only Harold Stassen in the number of times running for President and why I have contemplated running myself. It is a family entitlement. So just let me conclude by saying ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country and for me that will be to return to my medical practice.

ReRe

(10,597 posts)
54. GO, Rand Paul....
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 12:52 PM
Nov 2013

... you've lost at politics. Go back to your family while you still have them.
.....Write your footnoted resignation letter and leave!

Fuddnik

(8,846 posts)
58. Hey Rand,
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:06 PM
Nov 2013

Sarah Palin quit too. Look at how beloved she is by her followers now.

You can even get a job as a "news journalist" at Faux News, and make way more money than you could being a doctor.

Ichingcarpenter

(36,988 posts)
62. John Lennon allude to the rumor that
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:14 PM
Nov 2013

Paul is dead .... I just played his speeches backwards and they made more sense than when I played them forward.

KansDem

(28,498 posts)
63. "What a town. DC..."
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:14 PM
Nov 2013

"...If I could just get me a job that would bring in enough to buy passage, I'd shake it's dust off my feet soon enough, you bet."

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Pretzel_Warrior

(8,361 posts)
64. Resignation letters online. Rand, Google is your friend
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:16 PM
Nov 2013

But then you knew that, didn't you?

http://jobsearchtech.about.com/od/resumesandletters/a/ResignCircumsta.htm

Resignation Letter For Unsatisfying Circumstances


It is with reluctance that I’m submitting this letter. Although my time with (company name) has been, on the whole, satisfying and productive, for quite a while now I have become less and less satisfied with the work situation. The direction of the company, the group in which I work, and the new targets and the methods of accomplishing them are making it increasingly difficult for me to feel that I’m contributing sufficiently....

Major Hogwash

(17,656 posts)
69. Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation . . .
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:30 PM
Nov 2013

. . oh forget it, it's just too easy. It just takes 2 mouse clicks, *click click* and then cut & paste, why did I even think I could write speeches that have original thoughts? This speechifying stuff is hard!

libodem

(19,288 posts)
70. I am a shulb
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:31 PM
Nov 2013

And I must get off the government dole as I don't believe in taking money for doing nothing or less than nothing, I'm sorry for my treason and seditious hatred of any regulations that would hinder naked capitalism against the ideals of Democracy. I'm sorry that I'm a fucking fascist, as I love money more than liberty, I want to see the marriage of the state to corporate interests and send the kids in this country to private prisons of profit or see them hamstrung by student debt for a lifetime, or sent to war to have their limbs shot off. Because, FFS, we don't want anyone freeloading off the government for a job. Oh, yeah that's right, I must quit so that I don't freeload off the government and have free healthcare, for obstructing the peoples' business and trying to destroy the operating proceedings of the legislative body of the USA. I admit I'm a fucking idiot who would still see the government shutdown, and the US default on it's debts, so that this country would fall into anarchy and could only be saved by Religion and Corporations and the wealthy. The rest of the country can go to Hell or private prison where they may as well make SOMEBODY some money. And, money, money, money,..

malaise

(268,976 posts)
72. So long, farewell
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:34 PM
Nov 2013

What about plagiarism does he not understand? He used other people's work and not once either. Fucking go you self indulgent, entitled prick!! Go!!!

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)
74. why was he in politics in the first place? promised the position when he crushed dear old Dad?
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 01:59 PM
Nov 2013

money rewards from 'the book'? If he quit today he sure won't be missed.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
80. Boy, does he have a thin skin.
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 05:05 PM
Nov 2013

He should have continued practicing medicine. One less Bagger in Congress.

applegrove

(118,642 posts)
81. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 06:43 PM
Nov 2013

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing." — Randbeth (Act 5, Scene 5, lines 17-28)

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
84. On the Waterfront
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 08:52 PM
Nov 2013

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."[2]

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