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Sun Nov 10, 2013, 10:42 AM

"If I only had a brain!" . . . Please come CAPTION Glenn Beck!!!



Glenn ("Oxycontin has nothing on me!" Beck is saying: "You bet, The Wizard of Oz has plenty to teach each and every one of us. . . . Like don't keep little dogs around that can bite your ankles. . . . Or good witches are hot! . . . Scarecrows need the snot kicked outta them. . . . Or flying monkeys make scary sex-pets but they'll give ya wood that won't stop . . . (harder than long division!). . . . Or to invest in a heavier curtain. . . . . Yep, you sure can learn a lot from the movies!!!"


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The above CAPTION is a poor imitation of Beck's actual insane rant which can be fully appreciated in the following DU story:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017157449

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Reply "If I only had a brain!" . . . Please come CAPTION Glenn Beck!!! (Original post)
skip fox Nov 2013 OP
skip fox Nov 2013 #1
JHB Nov 2013 #2
Tom_Foolery Nov 2013 #3
Name removed Nov 2013 #4
DefenseLawyer Nov 2013 #5
Jamaal510 Nov 2013 #6
skip fox Nov 2013 #7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 12:08 PM

1. "My favorite philosopher is Captain Crunch. . . . It all started when I was on the ward

drying out, and I swear he spoke directly to me at breakfast one morning. . . . He said I was picked out special, like out of the trash pile, and was going to be a big man, smarter then Disneyland and stuff, and he told me . . ."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 12:15 PM

2. "Pay no attention to the bank account behind the curtain!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 12:48 PM

3. Please don't step on my ruby slippers. n/t

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 08:46 PM

5. I learned all about politics from my years as a rock and roll disc jockey

 

Isn't that obvious?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:00 PM

6. "Why did I wear these nut-hugging pants today?"

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Response to Jamaal510 (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 09:50 AM

7. "It feels like the Wicked Witch of thye West is squeezing my nuts

like a vanquished lover."

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