I have not been PPRed

[taterguy]

But I'd really enjoy a 500+ post thread talking about me.

Make it happen.

Thanks in advance for your Help!

[seabeyond]

1. bah hahahahha. cute. only on du. nt

[seabeyond]

2. see, i started it. up to the next oh... say

[seabeyond]

4. 497+

[taterguy]

128. 363

[seabeyond]

136. i think it is 365. prove me wrong. nt

[seabeyond]

138. ok, 364. now i got you to 363+

see how accommodating i am to ensure you are correct.

[Rex]

386. We are working on it!

Hard to please tater, but you know how DU is! We will meet this goal! And it was just mentioned so, yea know yea know yeah know. So yeah...500 on tha way!

[taterguy]

439. 61

[seabeyond]

441. 59???

[seabeyond]

442. OMG... i just went into your link. lol lol. my FAV cartoon. of MEN feminist all over that feminism

[seabeyond]

443. so close tater

[seabeyond]

444. can you smell it

[seabeyond]

445. can you see the end

[seabeyond]

446. glorious

[seabeyond]

447. victory.....

[seabeyond]

448. you will be raised on peoples shoulders, ...

[seabeyond]

450. the conquering hero,

[seabeyond]

452. only to be forgotten, tomorrow

[seabeyond]

453. 47

[taterguy]

558. - 58

[taterguy]

132. Am I here to amuse you?

Am I?

[seabeyond]

134. whether that is your role on du or not... you certainly do it often enough.

and that i appreciate. i love to smile.

what can i say...

[pintobean]

147. He's full of it, sea

[seabeyond]

150. all the way to his pretty brown eyes.... lol. nt

[pintobean]

151. Careful with the compliments

I hear he fancies himself as a ladies' man.

[seabeyond]

152. ya. like i am worried about that with the tater man. lmFao. thanks for the laugh.

i cant even say he barely tolerates me. but i think he is cute in all his gruffness, lol.

[pintobean]

165. gruffness?

That's just his internet persona





He's really more like...
















That's all I've got

[seabeyond]

166. ahhhhm. i am gonna tell.you found a nifty little cache of the potato man. OMG

tater, potatoe man, i jsut got it. laughing even more.

[malaise]

313. Cute

Very cute

[taterguy]

214. Cute? Baby ducks are cute

For the record, I kinda dig you, especially since you've provided so many kicks to this thread.

[seabeyond]

283. ah, you love me. you really love me.

[taterguy]

225. full of what?

[pintobean]

228. Starch

[seabeyond]

282. bah hahahhaha. i did dry cleaning. there si a whole thing about the cowboy that has

to over starch his jeans. lol

[fadedrose]

299. Whatever you say, do it in posts

Only 200 more to go, I think..then poor taterguy could go to bed..

[seabeyond]

301. lol lol. he be tired working three days and nights on this... oh wait...

[seabeyond]

302. that would make him the middle of the night alerter gang. wow. i didnt know tater had that in him,

[seabeyond]

303. but he must. five computers lined up and fired ready to go at 3 am

[seabeyond]

304. to alert on all us innocent sleeping souls

[seabeyond]

305. without a care in the world.

[seabeyond]

306. so someone says....

[seabeyond]

307. it is what i heard, anyway.

[fadedrose]

300. Beats the hell out of me why everyone's hanging round yu.....

[seabeyond]

309. 191.

[Skittles]

3. WHASSUP TATERGUY

are you being stalked by those assholes? KEEP FIGHTING!!!

[seabeyond]

5. hey... you will kick ass for everyone BUT tater? whatcha saying? nt

[Skittles]

6. oh Taterguy PAYS me to kick his ass

REGULARLY

[taterguy]

7. Not anymore

Not if you're going to tell the whole world about it

[Skittles]

11. oh dear

I've give you a discount next time, and I won't announce when

[taterguy]

229. I hear your footsteps

I fear your footsteps

[Skittles]

266. omg is that Dennis Hopper?

love that

[taterguy]

267. Hopper did a ton of Nike spots in the mid-90s

[seabeyond]

16. shy? OMG... learn something new. nt

[seabeyond]

15. that truly made me belly laugh, and that was while i was sticking wheat thins in my mouth. TOO

cute.

and so right on.

[taterguy]

133. Just chillin'

Busy not watching the CIAA Championship game

[functioning_cog]

8. hey. how do you know you haven't been?

Elad has just activated the internal bots to reply to your post, but actually no one on DU can see your posts are reply.

[taterguy]

135. My sockpuppets would tell me

Obviously

[pintobean]

537. It's like having eyes in the back of your head.

BTW - this ties the post count of the thread that inspired this one.

[taterguy]

538. So if I make this post am I winning?

[pintobean]

539. You won!

DU prefers to talk about you.

[boston bean]

9. I'll give you a response.

[taterguy]

209. I'll give you a reply to your response

[RagAss]

10. Oh, the audacity....

[taterguy]

203. What did you expect?

[malaise]

12. ROFL

because I did think of you when I saw that PPwhatever. How's the tunnel?
We've been spared so far this season.

[winter is coming]

13. taterguy, you are truly the dumbass' dumbass.

[Phentex]

481. that's a good way to think of him

like a people person or a people's potato

[NuclearDem]

14. I'll give YOU a thread.

[antiquie]

17. Heavy frying

should be left to the young, I repeat.

[taterguy]

208. Why?

[antiquie]

220. Buzz Lightyear.

[KamaAina]

18. That'll happen when they finish the Ocracoke Tunnel.

[taterguy]

177. Ocracoke would be a terrible place for a tunnel

The island's charm is its isolation.

The worst thing that ever happened to the ambiance of the Outer Banks was widening HWY 64 from Raleigh.

That and raising the speed limit.

Now any slob can get there.

[Fumesucker]

19. I've been wating to find a good place for this

[1000words]

41. LOL

[taterguy]

210. When did I post about that issue?

Must have been when I was a heavy drinker.

[Le Taz Hot]

20. I live to serve.

[taterguy]

137. I serve to live

Sometimes

[surrealAmerican]

21. I better post now.

... because I don't even click on posts after they have a few hundred replies.

[taterguy]

226. So does this mean you won't be reading this reply?

[pinboy3niner]

22. Just put on your bunny outfit

Then send your pic to SalmonChantedEvening and check the Lounge Sunday morning.

[Arugula Latte]

131. Taterguy submitted this adorable picture of himself as a totally "baked" potato,

but for some reason Salmon rejected it.

[taterguy]

230. SCE has me on ignore

He/She didn't appreciate some of my pussy pics.

[scarletwoman]

23. I don't usually participate in threads about other DUers,

but I'll make an exception in your case.

[taterguy]

235. I usually don't reply to your posts

But I'm feeling exceptional today

[scarletwoman]

240. You have always been exceptional to me.

[graywarrior]

24. Here's my contribution!

[taterguy]

50. Thanks

I think

[graywarrior]

51. Lighten up!

[Mojorabbit]

79. That is me on the left. Long lost film from my teenage years.nt

[hootinholler]

25. I can't link to the MIRT thread

but it was close

[TBF]

26. ...

[taterguy]

236. How close?

[JimDandy]

542. Glad they didn't. We all got to have a bit of fun with this for a few days. n/t

[XRubicon]

27. +1

Just doing my part...

[taterguy]

259. Thanks!

[TBF]

28. u r 1 of a kind!

Beats grave-dancing.

[pscot]

29. How can we miss you

if you're still around.

[taterguy]

34. You can't

[Voice for Peace]

30. WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PPR'd

[taterguy]

237. I have no idea

Probably because I don't make DU suck.

[Voice for Peace]

239. have you made it to milestone status?

[taterguy]

243. At this point

We don't know

[boston bean]

31. This is starting off a little slow. I'm here to give you another bump toward your goal of 500+.

[taterguy]

547. Thanks

[XRubicon]

32. So... you think 3d printers should be rare huh?

[taterguy]

211. No, why do you ask?

[XRubicon]

244. Because I am heavily invested in making tatertots at home

Last edited Fri May 9, 2014, 07:58 PM - Edit history (1)

Using a 3D printer, they cost about $30 each but I figure when tatertots are banned I won't seem as crazy. Who's laughing now, huh, huh?

[Kingofalldems]

33. K and R for the slickee boy alert stalkers

[Packerowner740]

35. What is PPRed?

[pinboy3niner]

39. Posting Privileges Revoked

The notation added to a DU account profile when the user is banned.

On that happy note, welcome to DU!

[Packerowner740]

43. Thank you for both the welcome and the explanation.

[Iggo]

36. Aw, man! How sad!

Oh wait...

[1000words]

37. Who didn't see that not coming?

Long ago I didn't put you on ignore.

[Kaleva]

54. Lol!!

[Octafish]

38. taterguy is the DUniverse!

[malaise]

40. K & R

I want 500 - I have tunnel vision

[tandot]

42. You got a long way to go

Good luck

[LadyHawkAZ]

44. No pizza for you!

[Riftaxe]

45. Well, I would suggest....

Creating threads with the filthiest limericks you know as a start on rectifying that....

[NightWatcher]

46. I thought it was PBR'ed and was like, Shit, give him his damn beer

and travel money

[LAGC]

73. I miss RandomThoughts.

[Agschmid]

85. Winning.

[taterguy]

148. Guess you missed all my posts about quitting drinking

Unless you're mocking my struggles with addiction in which case I like your style.

[90-percent]

47. However

We do have to be vigilant with mob hysteria bullying and persecutions.

At the core of lefty values is fairness, after all.

And generosity. Thanks to me you're one post closer to your 500 post goal.

-90% Jimmy

[Ptah]

48. I have not been PPRed.

Also, I am Spartacus.

[1000words]

55. I'm Brian! ...

and so is my wife.

[scarletwoman]

56. That explains the facial hair, then.

[petronius]

61. No, I'm Sparta- ... Wait, how did things turn out for Spartacus?

Whoah, that bad!? Yikes...

OK, You're Spartacus!

[MerryBlooms]

49. tick tock goes the clock

[Dr. Strange]

52. Liar.

You were PPRed back in June for this:

[Curmudgeoness]

53. Yet.

You never know what is down the road.

May I suggest that you start posting more replies. Lots more replies. You are never getting to 500 this way.

[taterguy]

92. Good idea

[TexasTowelie]

57. Your thread needs catnip.

When I was thinking about what I could say about you, I recalled the advice from my father who said, "If you don't have anything positive to say about someone, then don't say it." Therefore, ...

[stage left]

355. This Thread also needs catsup.

[stage left]

357. and butter and sour cream and those little hard bacon bits

[TexasTowelie]

360. Don't forget the cheese

provided courtesy of taterguy.

[El Supremo]

58. Always seeking attention aren't you?

Can this please not be counted in the No. of replies?

[taterguy]

238. Yes

[flying rabbit]

59. Why I oughta...

...:shakes fist:

[taterguy]

269. Go ahead

Make my day

[idwiyo]

60. k&r

[redwitch]

62. What can one say about the taterguy?

For starters I have to tell you that I always picture Mr. Potatohead when I see your name. DU would not be DU without you. So behave yourself and do not get PPRed, 'k?

[Phentex]

394. I like the darth vader potato head...

tried to post a picture but it didn't work.

[laundry_queen]

63. Ok.

Every time I see your username, it reminds me of That 70's Show when Kelso is called tater nuts.

[taterguy]

178. Damnit I haven't seen that episode

Thanks for the Spoiler.

[UTUSN]

64. Me, neither, and one-UP, I am *also* not KEWL!1 n/t

[kwassa]

65. Lets pretend you've been PPR'd. Then we could get to 500 more easily.

That Taterguy. He was so annoying. I'm so glad they PPR'd him. Why did they wait so long????

[Phentex]

317. The grave dancing thread will be epic...

I'm betting it will reach 500 posts in record time.

[L0oniX]

66. They missed me ...again.

[Phentex]

67. Come on over here big boy and let me flag you for review...

I'm grave dancing on the table!

[WilliamPitt]

68. When you're worth a 500+ post thread...

...get PPRed.

I'll let you know if we can work it out.

Don't hold your breath.

[taterguy]

548. You're right. I'm not worth a 500+ thread

But I have one anyway.

[WilliamPitt]

549. You sure showed me.

[taterguy]

550. Indeed I did

HA!

[GoCubsGo]

69. Pass.

[TDale313]

70. K&R

[uppityperson]

71. I saw you post something once that I am going to copy/paste

"thanks"

[uppityperson]

72. I mean, REALLY! Why not use Capital letters to start the sentence with? You heightist you!

[uppityperson]

74. I'm SERIES!!!!!! Quit stocking me!!!11111

[uppityperson]

76. oh crap. I am talking to myself. Oh well.

are you at 400 yet? I'll be back

[randome]

78. That's what happens when you have too many sock-puppets to keep track of.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]TECT in the name of the Representative approves of this post.[/center][/font][hr]

[Ms. Toad]

122. Cute. n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

75. I'm bullish on taterguy not being PPR'd. It's not going places.

[XRubicon]

77. Well, look at you... you call yourself a guy and not a tot.

[Warren DeMontague]

80. If you really want 500+ posts, you need to include one of several crucial words or topics in your OP

Moon bombing, for instance.

[scarletwoman]

81. That's TWO words, d**b*ss.

[Warren DeMontague]

82. A challenge? A challenge? Hark! Fie on you! A duel, sir! Pistols at dawn!

I will have satisfaction!

[scarletwoman]

88. "Sir"?!?! Obviously, I'll get no satisfaction from YOU.

Duke of Argyll: Do you hear that, Will? Young Cunningham here was unable to tell arse from quim. What say you to that?

Will Guthrie: I've heard that many Englishmen have that same difficulty.

[Warren DeMontague]

90. Well, Dunne...

[taterguy]

116. Oh great. A coded message.

Do I look like Alan fucking Turing?

[JimDandy]

142. Huummm, Britain PPR'd Alan Turing for reals. n/t

[eridani]

217. I don't think I've ever seen you together

Verrryyy suspicious!

[taterguy]

287. Well since he died 20 years before I was born

It would be pretty fucking weird if we were ever seen together

[Raine1967]

83. Kicking.

89 posts and 27 recs ---

taterguy needs help.

[taterguy]

369. Thanks for the diagnosis

[Agschmid]

84. Oh hey...

Is this that thread about that guy that hasn't been PPR'ed?

[Paulie]

86. Do you want fries with that?

Or chips?

[snooper2]

87. I'm a thread killer so it's done for now

for being an ass, I leave you with the greatness that is ----


Pentatonix

[malaise]

391. NOT

You can't kill this thread.

Kick

[Demo_Chris]

89. Doing my part. nt

[fadedrose]

91. I never even noticed you before...

Very effective OP. Good job.

[taterguy]

94. SOme say I'm an acquired taste

[Violet_Crumble]

93. Someone needs to get something controversial happening or this thread is going nowhere...

A few suggestions:

1. Pitbulls
2. Breast feeding mums
3. Trolls at DU
4. Say you hate cats and cute kitten OPs make you want to hurl. That will set off an explosion of rage

[sibelian]

109. smoking.

Mmmmm. Circumcision? That's usually good for a laugh.

[Phentex]

370. You meant child breeders...

who happen to breast feed and make their kids fat.

[ismnotwasm]

95. Here let me help

More than happy to contribute.

Why, this could become the new Kudzu thread

[taterguy]

99. It could

But it probably won't.

BTW, people who weren't here for the kudzu thread have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[B Calm]

96. Do you eat tater tots?

[taterguy]

100. None of your beeswax

[B Calm]

105. How did you know I have a collection of beeswax?

You been stalking me?

[winter is coming]

115. No; he sprouts when if you leave him in dark places

but we're not supposed to talk about that.

[sendero]

97. Is there really...

..... much to say about a man that names himself after a french-fry precursor?

[Buns_of_Fire]

98. Be careful what you wish for... nt

[ismnotwasm]

101. This needs a hundredth post

[taterguy]

103. It already had one before you posted

Your posted was wasted.

Ha freaking hah.

[ismnotwasm]

110. Yeah?

I was THIS close

[boston bean]

102. You are 1/5 of the way there!

[taterguy]

104. Only if you're one of those linear types

Which I'm not

[boston bean]

106. Well, regardless, I'm rooting for you!

[JimDandy]

182. That's right, 'cause Taters are Curvilinear! n/t

[Solly Mack]

107. ...

[KittyWampus]

108. what is there to say about you that hasn't already been said?

[taterguy]

117. You could tell me how great I am

Again

[MineralMan]

111. I have always found you to be an exceptional DUer.

[L0oniX]

112. ALERTING!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

113. Fire on The Mountain ... smoke headed your way

[taterguy]

124. D'oh

Note to self: No more smoking while hiking near the Smoky Mountains.

[ismnotwasm]

114. Can I have 113?

Dammit. 114.

[boston bean]

118. At this pace it may take a year to meet your goal.

I'll be there for you though.

[taterguy]

127. Where else are you gonna be?

[msanthrope]

119. This is Meta. nt

[Ms. Toad]

120. More lounge than meta. n/t

[taterguy]

123. It is what it is

[msanthrope]

146. Indeed. As the author of the 1,000 plus post in Meta when the

iverglas troll bit it, I'm sure you appreciate my efforts towards your goal.

[taterguy]

215. I do indeed

You have no idea

[Arugula Latte]

121. Taterguy? More like laterguy.

Also, I'm bullish on Kudzu. It's going places.

[taterguy]

526. Thank you for not calling me baiterguy

Or gatorguy.

[Arugula Latte]

527. Haterguy?

Waiterguy?

Masturb ... nevermind.

[taterguy]

528. Enough

[In_The_Wind]

125. Helping to make it happen ...

Ducks! in my backyard

taterguy17·9 videos

Uploaded on Jun 10, 2009

just some random ducks that did not fly in to my back yard

[taterguy]

149. taterguy17? Are there 16 other taterguys on Youtube?

And none of them are me.

[In_The_Wind]

153. I believe that ... but Why ducks ?

And ... Why was this person delivering to youtube ?


Somebody likes beer and pizza.

[lamp_shade]

126. ok

[Blue_Tires]

129. Why potatoes?

[taterguy]

130. Why not?

[Blue_Tires]

361. Do you at least eat them occasionally?

[Little Star]

139. You sure your not a duck?......

Cause I can get the duck tape.

[taterguy]

141. It's you're not your

Person of questionable intellect.

[Kali]

140. here is a dumbass kick

[taterguy]

169. Here is an enlightened reply to your kick

BURP

[Kali]

185. salud!

[taterguy]

270. No thanks! I hate rabbit food

[JimDandy]

143. #143. More than 1/4 of the way there.

[BainsBane]

144. Well, you need to step up your game

If you want to be PPR'd and have a grave dancing thread dedicated to you.

[pintobean]

145. No PPR for you? Was it a close shave?

[ismnotwasm]

154. Still here I see.

[taterguy]

156. FOr now

[kwassa]

155. T

[taterguy]

170. T

[seabeyond]

276. h

[seabeyond]

277. t

[kwassa]

157. A

[taterguy]

171. H

[seabeyond]

279. s

[seabeyond]

280. this was bugging me. was gonna try to fix it into saying something,

but too much wine, and not gonna happen.

[seabeyond]

308. i see it now. and i ruined it. i am so sorry. that was cool. sigh... bummer. nt

[kwassa]

158. T

[taterguy]

172. A

[kwassa]

159. E

[taterguy]

173. N

[kwassa]

160. R

[taterguy]

174. K

[kwassa]

161. G

[taterguy]

175. S

[kwassa]

162. U

[taterguy]

551. Don't you have anything better to do?

[kwassa]

552. No.

Very sad, isn't it

[taterguy]

556. Me neither

[kwassa]

163. Y

[XRubicon]

164. Taterguy Taterguy Where is his PPR!

[JimDandy]

167. Just 350 more to go to catch up with the other thread!

[boston bean]

168. tater has way more rec's. not sure what that signifies, but he's winning by

that measurement..

[JimDandy]

181. I have but 1 recc to give

but a heck of a lot of kicks!

[taterguy]

176. It's not a race

Is it?

[JimDandy]

179. If I'm counting it down

then it is! Go Taterguy!

[taterguy]

184. Go where?

[nolabear]

180. You need to start a good fight. Get a good dogpile going.

But I'm kicking in.

[Jamaal510]

183. ...

[scarletwoman]

186. Taterguy makes an ap-peel for 500 posts.

[malaise]

205. He's going to make it

I'm betting on it

Go Taterguy!!!

[taterguy]

222. What dumbass bet against me?

If I keep kicking this thread will you share some of your take?

[malaise]

223. Even if it takes until Christmas day

We'll get there - unlike your tunnel

[Phentex]

395. speaking of...

http://www.xmasclock.com/

Just 35 days left

[malaise]

396. ROFL

That clock should annoy a few folks

[scarletwoman]

187. Taterguy sez "look me in the eye", I sez, "which one?"

[scarletwoman]

188. Taterguy stayed up real late - "I'm really fried", he sez.

[scarletwoman]

189. Taterguy - a spud for all seasons.

[scarletwoman]

190. Taterguy - a real masher.

[scarletwoman]

191. Taterguy has not been PPR'd - pared, parboiled, or roasted.

[scarletwoman]

192. Taterguy - au gratin but never too cheesy.

[scarletwoman]

193. Taterguy misses the salad days of his youth.

[scarletwoman]

194. Taterguy - making a hash of GD.

[scarletwoman]

195. Taterguy - riding on the gravy train.

[scarletwoman]

196. Taterguy - is he Irish or French?

[taterguy]

213. Dutch

[scarletwoman]

241. So, how do you say pomme de terre in Dutch?

[taterguy]

268. Fuck if I know

I was kinda sorta lying about being from Dutch-land.

[malaise]

271. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha

You're a trooper.

[fadedrose]

197. Think you'll make it to 500?

[scarletwoman]

198. Taterguy is wrapped in tinfoil - "Man, I'm really baked!"

[taterguy]

207. Been there, done that

DId not get a shirt

[scarletwoman]

199. Taterguy - official tuber of the Underground.

[taterguy]

206. I'm not the official anything

[scarletwoman]

200. There, I got you to 200.

[boston bean]

201. 2/5 of the way there!

[Violet_Crumble]

202. I really have a problem with this grave-dancing thread as premature as it is!

C'mon, people. Let's talk about issues that affect millions of people, like how DU would survive without Meta threads in GD...

[pintobean]

216. Wouldn't that be gravy dancing?

[msanthrope]

349. That's pretty grating. nt

[pintobean]

350. And cheesy

It's more tolerable if you're baked.

[msanthrope]

351. Or stewed. People go straight to fried or baked, but forget that a gentle

stewing will get you there, too.

[woo me with science]

204. This thread is making me hungry. nt

[OneGrassRoot]

212. hahaha n/t

[pintobean]

218. I'll just put this here

Potato. A poultice made from grated potato works as an astringent and soothes pain. Take 2 washed potatoes, cut them into small chunks, and put them into a blender. Process until the potatoes are in liquid form. Add a few teaspoons water if they look dry. Spread the mashed 'taters into a thin gauze bandage or clean handkerchief, fold in half, and apply to the hemorrhoids for five to ten minutes.

Warning! Some folk remedies will have you placing raw potato pieces in places that don't see the light of day. Using potatoes or any other food as a suppository to help hemorrhoids should first be discussed with your physician.

Home Remedies

[struggle4progress]

219. I'm pretty sure some DUers can provide links proving that, in fact, you have been PPR'd

Nothing personal, but should I believe you haven't been PPR'd?

Just because you say so? Really?

Around here, some of us really prefer to see evidence for the claims people make

[JimDandy]

231. Proof of life in #224

WHOOP THERE HE IS!

[struggle4progress]

247. And yet another DUer makes a claim without providing a link ...

[JimDandy]

274. Hee hee.

Some posters provide enough links for a lot of us.

[Paladin]

221. Glad to do my part. (nt)

[taterguy]

224. Glad you're doing your part

[Paladin]

232. No, no, no: Doing my part is my pleasure.

I think we see where this is going, don't we?

[taterguy]

234. Is it going to New Zealand?

I've always kind of wanted to go there.

[Paladin]

246. Bon voyage. (nt)

[librechik]

227. say something nice about Nader. Or the great Greenwald

no, don't! Don't turn a fun, whimsical thread full of hope and good fellowship into the real DU!

[myrna minx]

233. I would just like to point out that Kurovski is one handsome fellow.

I like to do that from time to time.

[scarletwoman]

242. Kurovski is too smart and too handsome...

and far too rarely seen anymore.

[malaise]

245. Oh I do so miss Comrade Kurovski

By the way I love this thread

Kick!!!

[myrna minx]

249. I miss him around here too. I'm losing my online flirting skills due to his absence!

I just chatted with him last week and he's well. He thoughtfully sent me a care package of tomatoes, peppers and beets from his garden. What a guy!

Hiya SW. I hope you're well! I'm off to take a lazy Sunday afternoon nap. The overcast sky and gentle cool breeze is challenging my powers of consciousness. Ha.

[taterguy]

260. WHo the fuck is Kurovski?

[madinmaryland]

248. Only a "taterguy exception" would start a thread like this in GD.

[taterguy]

254. Only a dumbass would make a reply like that

[Major Nikon]

250. Halfway there

[catrose]

251. going slowly eom

[malaise]

252. Nah we're halfway there

Come on folks

[Phentex]

253. Taterguy - the kudzu of GD...

Only starchier.

[taterguy]

381. I miss Marlette

Met him once. Seemed like a really nice guy.

[Hatchling]

255. k&r nt

[Raffi Ella]

256. Oh good, you're still here-

I'll have an order of fries, no make that hash browns. I'd like that to go please, thanks in advance!

[taterguy]

257. Make up your fucking mind

Please

[malaise]

272. Are you watching the Atlantic

You may need to check on the tunnel

[JimDandy]

273. Okay, what is all the tunnel talk?

I'd like in on the joke please.

[malaise]

275. That should get us to 500

[JimDandy]

278. OMG... that bad huh?

Let's save it then...might need it later.

[taterguy]

540. Some Outer Banks gift shops sell Hatteras-Ocracoke Tunnel Permit stickers

I've started a thread or two advocating for the construction of a tunnel from Hatteras to Ocracoke.

It's an underhanded way of getting people to think about infrastructure decisions in general and what choices should be made in that region in particular.

[JimDandy]

541. Clever. Urban and Regional Planning is my cup of tea. n/t

[malaise]

555. I flew over your state yesterday

wanted to see if they started the tunnel, but how would I know from above?

[taterguy]

557. Depends on the altitude of your plane

The current NCDOT OBX crisis is that the bridge over Oregon Inlet needs repair.

At least it doesn't get used much this time of year.

[Raffi Ella]

319. um, I said haaaaaashhhh Brrrrrrowwwnsss.

are they ready yet? oh and do you do latkes?


Thanks in advance!

[Warren DeMontague]

285. ***

[Raffi Ella]

320. That must be Taterman's sister.

[ismnotwasm]

258. OMG!

You're still here

[fadedrose]

261. Here's 261 for ya, taterguy

[Lady Freedom Returns]

262. OMG!!!!!

Taterguy gets mashed!!! News at 11!!!

[Phentex]

263. LOL!

I think he's twice baked at this point!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

264. Yep!

I am also sure he is deep fried and seasoned too!

[ismnotwasm]

265. Have some random, senseless art

[fadedrose]

281. My score is 189,000

Just thought you'd like to know how I'm doing in Seti.

[taterguy]

288. I don't even know what Seti is

Much less what your score in it is

[fadedrose]

298. It's listening to sounds from outer space

which is amazing to me since sound can't travel in a vacuum. If I hear anything, I will let you know. The world will know....

[ismnotwasm]

284. Hmm

[Bobbie Jo]

286. 286

[kwassa]

289. y

[kwassa]

290. u

[kwassa]

291. g

[kwassa]

292. r

[kwassa]

293. e

[kwassa]

294. t

[kwassa]

295. a

[kwassa]

296. t

[1000words]

297. ^^^^ t-a-t-e-r-g-u-y ^^^^

[ismnotwasm]

310. 'K

[countryjake]

311. Not to make an issue but...

after nearly six whole months of perfect silence, you have now compelled me to post.

(except you didn't...what can I say, I'm only human, mob rule and all)

[malaise]

314. Keep 'em coming

[taterguy]

316. I don't event want to know how you found that

[countryjake]

348. Resistant to gaining knowledge could describe a real...

dumbass, you know.

You prefer how we did it back in the good ole days? C'mon tater, get up off your chair!

[ismnotwasm]

312. ...

[stevenleser]

315. Kick!

[Cali_Democrat]

318. roses are red violets are blue...

taterguy is awesome and so is taterguy

[malaise]

333. Great poets just bowed their heads

and wept

[taterguy]

554. Thank you Captain Obvious

[seabeyond]

321. a

[seabeyond]

322. r

[seabeyond]

323. e

[seabeyond]

324. w

[seabeyond]

325. e

[seabeyond]

326. t

[seabeyond]

327. h

[seabeyond]

328. e

[seabeyond]

329. r

[seabeyond]

330. e

[seabeyond]

331. ,

[seabeyond]

332. y

[malaise]

336. Why??

Hahahahahahahha

[seabeyond]

340. WHY? Because we like you!

[malaise]

341. Awwwwwwwwwww!

We sure like Taterguy. This is way too much fun.

[seabeyond]

343. ha ha. he is a dear, isnt he?

[seabeyond]

344. the reputation he established over all those years....

[seabeyond]

345. ka... put, lol. (illustration)

[malaise]

366. Give thanks for hurricane season or we might never have met

Now I have tunnel vision

[seabeyond]

334. e

[seabeyond]

335. t

[seabeyond]

337. !

[seabeyond]

338. !

[seabeyond]

339. !

[taterguy]

378. ?

[seabeyond]

379. i take that as a no.... nt lol

[seabeyond]

380. 120.

[MADem]

342. But since you have not been PPR'd we'd have to make an exception...

A TATERGUY exception.....

[Demo_Chris]

346. This important topic needs our support! REC!!!!

[taterguy]

368. I concur

[Ron Obvious]

347. This was at risk of dropping off the front page

In other news, our power has gone out. Bury the intercoursing power lines already, you bastards!

[Phentex]

464. Storms or a tree down?

or just rain like it happens here?

[Ron Obvious]

466. Both

It doesn't take much, it seems....

[stage left]

352. Five words that strike terror into Tater Guy's Heart.

Ya want fries with that?

[bluedigger]

353. You never forget your first drive-by post from taterguy.

[stage left]

354. Geez!

so many taters. How do we tell which one is him?

[bluedigger]

356. All are Him.

taterguy is All.

[stage left]

358. And All in All

amirite?

[bluedigger]

359. He's full of It, alright.

[malaise]

367. Getting up off the floor

133 to go

[TBF]

362. Are you really responsible for having George Zimmerman arrested today?

Cuz' that's what I heard ...

[stage left]

363. what's Georgie done now?

[BainsBane]

364. beat up his new girlfriend

[TBF]

365. It's what he does ....

must've needed some more $$$ so he's in the news again. Maybe Taterguy will star in the movie.

[stage left]

372. He's going to make it to jail yet.

[nolabear]

371. Just another 130 some odd to go!

And some are indeed odd.

[stage left]

373. I'm doing my part.

And I don't even know who Tater Guy is.

[nolabear]

374. Does anybody really know who taterguy is?

Although there have been rumors. He and Andy Kaufman were never seen together.

[malaise]

376. Ha

More fuel

[taterguy]

377. I have some suspicions

But none that have been confirmed

[Phentex]

449. He could be a yam for all we know...

[XRubicon]

375. What i thought this was a PPR league!!???

[fadedrose]

382. k

[OmahaBlueDog]

383. You may not have been PPRed, but you have now officially been CCRed

[stage left]

384. Tater Guy will stop the rain.

Or he won't. Depends on who he is really.

[taterguy]

392. Don't look now

A fave CCR song via a fave punk rock album

[ismnotwasm]

422. Horrible live version of Psycho Killer

[Rex]

385. Dude you got it...500 post thread coming up!

And it was only posted, just so everyone would know...ya know? It was a State of the DU moment.

[Go Vols]

387. I refuse to participate.

[ismnotwasm]

388. Kitty!

[BainsBane]

389. Here's a hint to increase traffic

Mention "rape porn" or "Starbucks." If you can work them both into the same sentence, you'll hit gold.

[ismnotwasm]

390. Bwahahaha

[Phentex]

393. Cat can ride bike better than taterguy...

[tavernier]

397. Taverner started a cottage industry

with his departure, hee hee. I had to stand up and wave my arms, shouting "No, Don't Shoot!... different person; NOT the same spelling! There is no i in Taverner!"

Fortunately, no shots were fired and I'm still here!

So here's a post from me in solidarity and hoping you reach your goal.

[Phentex]

398. D is for the dumbass way you treat us

no text in here aside from this text

[Phentex]

399. U is for the one you love the most

[Phentex]

400. M is for MIRT you are clearly bribing

cash is king

[Phentex]

401. B is for your back

you should be watching

[Phentex]

402. A is for alec

and not the smart kind

[Phentex]

404. S is for so

many ways to slice a spud

[Phentex]

406. S is for skirt

the way you do the rules

[Renew Deal]

403. 403

[JoePhilly]

405. I'm so sick of seeing this that I decided to help.

Actually, its pretty funny.

[bobduca]

407. Do you support Breast Feeding at the Olive Garden

ITS AN OUTRAGE!!!11111

[msanthrope]

408. Only in the smoking section. nt

[fadedrose]

409. Hi taterguy, Happy Tuesday...

[seabeyond]

410. O

[seabeyond]

411. M

[seabeyond]

412. G

[seabeyond]

413. ,

[seabeyond]

414. only 87 posts to go.

[seabeyond]

415. ok, 86. i predict, today will be the day

[seabeyond]

416. 85. you have established tater, you are one awesome dude

[seabeyond]

417. lol

[pintobean]

423. Pab Sungenis has been banned

Nov 19, 2013 - Misogynist.
Skinner (Administrator)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=126308&sub=trans

[seabeyond]

424. ah well. pretty accurate.

thanks.

[seabeyond]

425. 75

[GentryDixon]

418. But, have you been banned from the Lounge yet?

[Orsino]

419. Livedancing threads are unbecoming of GD. n/t

[Raffi Ella]

420. They really are.

[malaise]

432. The count down is on

I can see light at the end of the tunnel.

[CJCRANE]

421. It wouldn't be the same without you

[LadyHawkAZ]

426. I would kick this, but I don't feel like it right now.

Only 425 replies??? Sheesh, the porn thread has over 700 now. Step it up.

[stage left]

427. Me, too, LadyHawk.

I feel more like kicking Rep. Brower's ass at the moment. He is the supposed Dem in Hawaii bashing shopping carts with a sledgehammer. But since I can't.......might as well kick this thread.

BTW--love hellno kitty.

[seabeyond]

428. geez people i am so with you on that. nt

[LadyHawkAZ]

437. Ah. You responded to the wrong poster, then.

You want to talk to Skittles. She can give you some pointers on proper Rep. ass kicking procedures.

Everyone loves hellno kitty. She's cool like that.

I still don't feel like kicking this thread. Maybe later.

[taterguy]

438. Step it up? I'm working my ass off

In ways that aren't apparent to the naked eye.

[LadyHawkAZ]

440. If I tell my eye to put some damn pants on,

do your methods become visible?

[malaise]

461. Moving like a speed train

Now

[bravenak]

429. I wish I knew you so I could talk about you.

I'm jealous. All this love for a spud.

[fadedrose]

430. Is there a deadline for the 500? What if time is over and your onlyl have 499?

[Phentex]

431. Not only does he not disrupt poorly...

he's behind

[ismnotwasm]

433. Koan

Ahem

71. Learning To Be Silent

The pupils of the Tendai school used to study meditation before Zen entered Japan. Four of them who were intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of silence.

On the first day all were silent. Their meditation had begun auspiciously, but when night came and the oil lamps were growing dim one of the pupils could not help exclaiming to a servant: "Fix those lamps."

The second pupil was surprised to hear the first one talk. "We are not supposed to say a word," he remarked.

"You two are stupid. Why did you talk?" asked the third.

"I am the only one who has not talked," concluded the fourth pupil.

[stage left]

434. I don't think Silence will do Tater Guy much good.

[Phentex]

435. Silent thread for taterguy!

Ever see those? Full of all those little dots until about halfway down when someone posts a full sentence and then all hell breaks loose?

[ismnotwasm]

469. ...

[stage left]

472. What can I say?

...

[stage left]

473. ditto, sorta

....

[stage left]

474. also

..............

[Blue_Tires]

436. I'm more senior than you...Where's my 500+ thread??

[TBF]

451. I was sure my Zimmerman plug would get you to 500 ~

I'm going to have to resort to pitt bulls, Olive Garden, and Bernie Sanders for president. Surely someone can use all three in a sentence

[seabeyond]

454. really,

[seabeyond]

455. are we there yet?

[seabeyond]

456. soon?

[seabeyond]

457. 43.

[seabeyond]

458. and i better not miss the victory dance cause i am cooking dinner. 42

[Phentex]

462. what are you making? I'm making lentil soup here...

my mom used to fry small diced potatoes and add them at the end but I'm adding pastina. No taterguys here.

[seabeyond]

465. pork chops with brown sugared cook apples on top. i am having scalloped taters though, in honor

of the tater mans great victory. lmfao. broccoli too.



silly you

your soup sounds good though. hasnt gotten cold here yet.

[Phentex]

467. Do you think he'll show up

for his own party?

[seabeyond]

470. are you kidding. i bet he already has his party hat on...

[seabeyond]

468. 35

[Agschmid]

459. I'll bite.

[Buns_of_Fire]

460. You can't fool me -- I know who you are.

You're a latter-day John Beresford Tipton ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Millionaire_(TV_series) ), and everyone who posts on this thread will receive a check for TEN MILLION DOLLARS -- except for the lucky person who posts the 501st entry, who will receive a check for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!

With only one condition, of course -- the checks must be cashed, upon penalty of forfeit, at the nearest 7-11.

[Phentex]

463. A fool can fool anyone

exception or not

[Phentex]

471. Now the Pab thread is snowballing like a house on fire!

Shouldn't they have posted here first??????

[stage left]

476. Seriously.

What's wrong with them?

[Phentex]

477. No love for the not yet departed...

poor tater

[stage left]

478. Tater Guy

If you ever do get PPRed can we just reprint this thread?

[Jamastiene]

479. 479

[stage left]

480. 480

...

[msanthrope]

482. I bet tater isn't even here. nt

[taterguy]

490. You lose

[Phentex]

491. GEt ouT!

You're gonna ruin the surprise!

[taterguy]

494. You're kicking me out of my own thread?

[msanthrope]

492. I'm glad to. nt

[Phentex]

483. Hillary Clinton is smart and powerful...

do not discuss

[Chan790]

484. I will not contribute to this insanity by posting in this thread. n/t

[Chan790]

485. Dammit.

I just posted in this thread.

[Chan790]

486. Again? n/t

[Chan790]

488. I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. n/t

[Phentex]

489. Press pound to end this call

how can you quit at a time like this?

[Phentex]

487. If you see something invisible...

don't pick it up!

[boston bean]

493. You might find yourself celebrating by doing the mashed potato

looks like you are gonna hit the 500 mark.

[taterguy]

495. I would so LOL if a host locked this right now

[msanthrope]

496. Am I 500? nt

[taterguy]

497. Apparently not

[msanthrope]

503. Damn! nt

[scarletwoman]

498. Taterguy is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

[taterguy]

500. Same here

[seabeyond]

504. you waited, lurkin' and grabbed that 500 glory for yourself. look at you. lol

[scarletwoman]

506. Okay, you've got your 500 (plus!) post thread now. Happy?

You damn well better be happy - I think you owe us all some beer and travel money.

[taterguy]

513. You can't get happiness from a website

You can get fleeting moments of pleasure from some websites but true happiness has to come from within,


Or so I've heard.

[malaise]

509. You were #500

Delish!!!

[lumberjack_jeff]

519. He's an overflowing cup, filled with the very cream of human goodness.

[LisaLynne]

499. Ok, I have to get in on this before it gets to 500...

just so I can feel that I did my part.

[taterguy]

501. And what an important part it was

[seabeyond]

502. yea. now i am gonna eat. i waited and waited and waited. celebration

[XRubicon]

505. Have you ever used sour cream as hair mousse?

What? You are "tater" guy...

[taterguy]

536. I've never put any kind of mousse in my hair

[mike_c]

507. ding ding ding!

[malaise]

508. Truly fabulous

Congrats Taterguy - we do love you

[Rex]

510. This is the DU community at it's best!

Tater want a 500 post thread...make it so!

[malaise]

511. That's why we loved this thread so much

I haven't seen Taterguy for some time so this thread was special.


I love DU!

[nolabear]

512. Hey! You made it!!! WooHoo! Who says DU can't make things happen!

[CJCRANE]

514. We built this!

[In_The_Wind]

515. plus one more ... 515

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018519680

[antiquie]

516. Are you happy now?

Some ego.

[taterguy]

521. Please see post 513

Thank you.

[johnnyreb]

517. WOW, taterguy..........

You DID it!!!! (impressed)

[taterguy]

531. Did what? (perplexed)

[johnnyreb]

532. Keppa train a rollin'. (rockin')

[malaise]

534. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahah

Great thread

[graywarrior]

518. Where'd ya go?

Did you get mashed or whipped?

[MiddleFingerMom]

523. Baked?

[graywarrior]

524. Nah

Tater don't get no stinkin' baked.

[Raffi Ella]

520. Taterguy's Victory Dance-

what!what!

[OriginalGeek]

522. postan in a taterguy thrad!

{face_dancing}

[taterguy]

525. Replying to a post in a taterguy thread!

Thinks you should learn to spell better

[OriginalGeek]

529. You know what they say

Ya can't spell "meme" without Me Me!

[opiate69]

530. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

[Pretzel_Warrior]

546. recently I've been saying PO-ta-TO!! a lot too.

[XRubicon]

533. You Magnificent Bastard

I read your book

[taterguy]

535. You read my book?

I hope you paid full price for it.

[boston bean]

543. Kickin for tater!

[pintobean]

545. I'm very disappointed.

[NaturalHigh]

544. Anybody named Taterguy...

deserves a 500+ thread and a DU rec. Enjoy.

[Liberal_in_LA]

553. kick

[taterguy]

559. Give it a rest

This thread has outlived its usefulness