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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat pickup lines does George Zimmerman use to get dates?
"Hey baby I used to be on tv nightly"
"sure it was for updates from my murder trial, but that still counts"
Or
"You want to see my snub-nose?"
Scuba
(53,475 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)n/t
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)zbdent
(35,392 posts)calimary
(81,238 posts)Her name will soon be inscribed on a marble tombstone or grave marker - for all eternity to read.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)"Mom?"
"Yeah, Mom, it's George."
"Yeah, I'm in jail again, Mom."
"Yes, Mom."
"Hey, Mom? Can you call the court clerk and figure out the date for my bond hearing? I am sick of being locked up."
I suspect that's the only kind of date he's getting these days.
-Laelth
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I've been neighborhood-watching you and you're perfect for a high-caliber guy like me. You can go out with me or I can stalk you. Your choice.
dballance
(5,756 posts)coeur_de_lion
(3,676 posts)Rstrstx
(1,399 posts)Hekate
(90,674 posts)... paying her, and upfront at that?!
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)The woman who he was going to terminate today hooked up with him and got inseminated by him after he was publicly known to have murdered a teenager, AND was legally married to and living with his wife.