13 reasons to turn down $3 billion - Mark Morford
Hey, Evan Spiegel! Youre an adorably post-pubescent, 23-year-old Stanford frat guy/techbro who co-founded an adorably meaningless app called Snapchat, used by millions of teens to send photos of their mall exploits to their friends, photos that self-vaporize almost as quickly as the teens interest in smartphone apps that will be sadly irrelevant in ten months unless youre Facebook or Twitter which no one is I mean thank God!
You just turned down a reported $3 billion all-cash buyout offer from Team Zuckerberg because, well, no one is exactly sure why. Shall we hypothesize? Was it because
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1) Its not nearly enough
You can get more. You can get a helluva lot more! hiss your slithery, multi-horned advisors from the dank pits of Wall Street, some sort of pallid, sulfurous gas pouring from their black mouth-holes as they speak.
A billion more? Ten? Enough to buy Argentina? Maybe youll be the next Instagram! The next Twitter! Because, well
really? Thats a goal? Isnt wanting to be the next Twitter sort of like wanting to be the next Kia Sportage? The next Heineken Light? Careful what you wish for, darling.
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