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ithinkmyliverhurts

(1,928 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:12 PM Nov 2013

If you hear, "God is a republican" or some such nonsense this Thanksgiving:

I share my favorite response:

"That would explain all the starving black people in Africa."

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If you hear, "God is a republican" or some such nonsense this Thanksgiving: (Original Post) ithinkmyliverhurts Nov 2013 OP

My favorite response -- madamesilverspurs Nov 2013 #1

Good one. If they mimic the Palin claim that the Pope is a liberal, reply with... okaawhatever Nov 2013 #2

ooh. SammyWinstonJack Nov 2013 #3

Both these responses are good. God is a LIBERAL. So's His Kid! calimary Nov 2013 #4

This is the first time in my 53 years I've ever heard that. This thread title. nt LWolf Nov 2013 #5

Well, then, consider yourself lucky. ithinkmyliverhurts Nov 2013 #6

Sometimes its said differently TexasProgresive Nov 2013 #7

THAT I've heard. LWolf Nov 2013 #10

There is no God/god/gods, therefore… NV Whino Nov 2013 #8

"God's a Republican, huh? Does that mean he voted for Bush and, therefore, does not mind deficits?" nyquil_man Nov 2013 #9

madamesilverspurs

(15,800 posts)

1. My favorite response --

Reply to ithinkmyliverhurts (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:15 PM

Nov 2013

"No, but he was known to eat with publicans and other sinners."

okaawhatever

(9,461 posts)

2. Good one. If they mimic the Palin claim that the Pope is a liberal, reply with...

Reply to ithinkmyliverhurts (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:15 PM

Nov 2013

you should see his boss.

SammyWinstonJack

(44,130 posts)

3. ooh.

Reply to okaawhatever (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:16 PM

Nov 2013

calimary

(81,222 posts)

4. Both these responses are good. God is a LIBERAL. So's His Kid!

Reply to okaawhatever (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:17 PM

Nov 2013

LWolf

(46,179 posts)

5. This is the first time in my 53 years I've ever heard that. This thread title. nt

Reply to ithinkmyliverhurts (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:25 PM

Nov 2013

ithinkmyliverhurts

(1,928 posts)

6. Well, then, consider yourself lucky.

Reply to LWolf (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:38 PM

Nov 2013

And your family redeemable.

For the rest of us . . .

TexasProgresive

(12,157 posts)

7. Sometimes its said differently

Reply to LWolf (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:13 PM

Nov 2013

G(od's) O(wn) P(arty)

LWolf

(46,179 posts)

10. THAT I've heard.

Reply to TexasProgresive (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:33 PM

Nov 2013

Convinces me to look for a goddess instead, lol.

NV Whino

(20,886 posts)

8. There is no God/god/gods, therefore…

Reply to ithinkmyliverhurts (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:26 PM

Nov 2013

nyquil_man

(1,443 posts)

9. "God's a Republican, huh? Does that mean he voted for Bush and, therefore, does not mind deficits?"