Thought this deserved its own thread....
...from the original: McDonalds gives workers advice on tipping au pairs, trainers, dog-walkers (read it and try not to rend your garments).
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=665464
It also means that McDonalds hires over-credentialed fucksticks at their corporate HQ who can't or won't do their fucking, worthless jobs (I'm looking at you entire HR department). I've got a fucking suggestion for the fuckwit CEO in charge, change the name HR back to its original title 'Personnel;' fire the VP of HR along with his/her entire battalion of Directors; take the money you just saved on bloated compensation for said fucksticks and send it directly to every line employee at McDonalds (bypass the fucktude franchisee who's a worthless bag of phlegm) along with a handwritten letter of apology.
I'll waive my consultant fees for this one. You're fucking welcome.