You know what I am really sick of....all the posts on the internet about the war on christmas

[samplegirl]

with all the problems in the world............somehow no one seems the least bit concerned about the war on workers, women, or wages!

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Oh, I'm all in for the War on Christmas.

So far this year I've shot 2 fir trees & a plastic reindeer.

[NuclearDem]

4. And I've done horrible things to the eggnog.

[JaneyVee]

2. 4 star General here reporting for duty. happy Holidays!

[Jackpine Radical]

6. The stars only count

if you stole them off the tops of Fundie Solstice Trees (or whatever they call them).

[pipi_k]

3. Some casualties

from the war...

In town, a set of vinyl blow up figures met an untimely end when they were attacked with a sharp object.

Santa...a reindeer or two...some giant round tree ornaments....all flattened.

An elf was spared, but refuses to divulge the identities of the attackers for fear of retaliation.

And the war goes on...

[Niceguy1]

5. its not like they can stop people

From saying merry Christmas, or spreading cheer. If people want to be scrooges, let em.

[Jackpine Radical]

7. How 'bout "Happy Holidays?"

"May you have a great Solstice Season?"

[Eleanors38]

8. The only "war on Christmas:" Crass Commercialism.

At least a Hundred Years War at that.