Here Come da Shootist! . . . Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!!

[skip fox]

Dick (So tight every time he farts only the dogs can hear) Cheney is saying, "Well, Richard, I still say Nelson Mandela was a reprehensible individual. . . . Oh he tried to act like a decent human being by manipulating his public image, he even pretended to care about ideas other than his own self-interest, like he pretended to care about the little people and their pathetic plight, but underneath he was a malignant tumor, a cancer on the history of his time. . . . It's hard to believe God would tolerate such individuals even in a horribly flawed world!"



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The above CAPTION is very loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/05/dick-cheney-nelson-mandela-terrorist_n_4394071.html

[skip fox]

1. "Frankly, I don't care for human life. . . . I for one have been dead for years."

[2naSalit]

2. ...

"I'm the decider here and whatever I say is gospel" OR "You'll do what I say and like it or I keel you!"

(I think someone should make sure he never gets hold of another "Dick-wand" like the one he's holding in this photo ever again. Or maybe he'll just stop wasting good air.)