Santa is a Republican

[edhopper]

My niece, with tongue in cheek, asked why Santa gave rich kids more expensive gifts. My response was he's a republican. He thinks the wealthy are more deserving. He also is very punitive to any kid he deems "naughty". I mean why show any love to a misbehaving child when a lump of coal will show them what they're worth. And let's not even talk about the working conditions at the North Pole sweatshops. He also puts the NSA to shame as far as keeping track of children and invading privacy. "He knows if you've been bad or good..."
Yep, Santa is a Freeper.