Children’s Letters to Megyn Kelly

[Coyotl]

December 14, 2013 Andy Borowitz
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/12/childrens-letters-to-megyn-kelly.html

Dear Megyn Kelly,

For Christmas, could I please have a black Power Ranger? Thank you.

Sincerely,

Bobby, age six

Dear Bobby,

Unfortunately, we do not have any Power Rangers in stock in the color you requested. Colors available include: white.

Merry Christmas,

Megyn Kelly

P.S.: Bobby, because you’re only six, you probably don’t know this, but when you use the words “black” and “power” together, they become swear words. Never say that again.

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[longship]

1. Borowitz at his cynical best! Recommended click through. R&K nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. K&R

[Mosaic]

3. "black and power"

Keep saying it. Shame on anyone who doesn't understand the justice required for 400 years of slavery and repression. Liberals shouldn't find this funny. LINOs don't count.

[Electric Monk]

4. What color is the President?

Dear Megyn Kelly,

What color is the President?

Sincerely,

Cody, age five

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Dear Cody,

Historians are in agreement that a real President is always white. He just is. Now, some people like to make believe that President Obama is a real President, and they get really upset when they learn the truth. Here’s what Megyn Kelly thinks: if you believe in your heart that President Obama is President, he still isn’t.

Merry Christmas,

Megyn Kelly

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

5. Funny stuff about a not at all funny topic.

[Coyotl]

6. Yeah, Martin Bashir isn't laughing. O.K. to be racist at Fox, fired for calling them out at MSNBC.

When you're racist at Fox, you can just fall back on, 'Oh, I was just being a comedian.'

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

7. It's not just the racism. It's the faulty logic by which they justify all of their

nonsensical, indefensible BS. And yeah, the JK defense is lame.

[Wounded Bear]

8. The "comedy" sucks, too...

big monkey balls.

That is all.