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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts) Mon Dec 16, 2013, 10:53 AM Dec 2013

Last night, I read my kids "Pete the Cat Saves Christmas." In it, Santa is portrayed as a cat.

I then immediately received a knock on the door.

It was Megyn Kelly, who wanted to inform me that Santa Claus is not actually a cat.

Thanks Megyn!

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Last night, I read my kids "Pete the Cat Saves Christmas." In it, Santa is portrayed as a cat. (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2013 OP

I hope it was a white cat. tanyev Dec 2013 #1

It was actually black AND white! Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2013 #2

Damn, beat me to it! riqster Dec 2013 #3

And in Richard Scarry's Best Christmas Book Ever, Tanuki Dec 2013 #4

Brown bears have no business living at the North Pole. Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2013 #5

And Reindeer, and Olive, the other reindeer. Throckmorton Dec 2013 #6

If you want to get technical, penguins don't live at the North Pole, only the South Pole... catbyte Dec 2013 #8

I know. Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2013 #9

Jesus was a cat, though, right? Dr. Strange Dec 2013 #7

tanyev

(42,554 posts)

1. I hope it was a white cat.

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 11:00 AM

Dec 2013

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)

2. It was actually black AND white!

Reply to tanyev (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 11:06 AM

Dec 2013

You's miscegenated! All you boys is misegenated!

riqster

(13,986 posts)

3. Damn, beat me to it!

Reply to tanyev (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 11:26 AM

Dec 2013

Tanuki

(14,918 posts)

4. And in Richard Scarry's Best Christmas Book Ever,

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 11:30 AM

Dec 2013

Santa is a bear, and a brown one at that! SO THERE, Megyn!

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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)

5. Brown bears have no business living at the North Pole.

Reply to Tanuki (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 11:49 AM

Dec 2013

Everybody knows only Polar Bears live at the North Pole.

And penguins.

Throckmorton

(3,579 posts)

6. And Reindeer, and Olive, the other reindeer.

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 12:06 PM

Dec 2013

and Elves, and Yeti, and hobbits, and elves......

catbyte

(34,384 posts)

8. If you want to get technical, penguins don't live at the North Pole, only the South Pole...

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 12:40 PM

Dec 2013

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)

9. I know.

Reply to catbyte (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 04:34 PM

Dec 2013

Dr. Strange

(25,921 posts)

7. Jesus was a cat, though, right?

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 12:08 PM

Dec 2013

Or is it that every cat thinks they're Jesus?

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