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Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts) Mon Dec 16, 2013, 03:43 PM Dec 2013

Some people are saying that Megyn Kelly molests elves.

But only the white ones.

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Some people are saying that Megyn Kelly molests elves. (Original Post) Jackpine Radical Dec 2013 OP

Some people say shenmue Dec 2013 #1

I heard she still "farts" on the air. Historic NY Dec 2013 #2

Still better than what comes out the other end Major Nikon Dec 2013 #11

In fairness to MK, Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #14

This entire thread is tounge in cheek Major Nikon Dec 2013 #18

Some people say that she is having an affair with Santa Gothmog Dec 2013 #3

No way! katsy Dec 2013 #4

Some people are also saying that Megyn Kelly celebrated a Black Christmas with the Anti Christ. Lint Head Dec 2013 #5

And we all know Yllek Nygem would be white...being "Nordic" and all that. Ken Burch Dec 2013 #7

Yllek forever!!! Lint Head Dec 2013 #8

All Hail the Great White Nordic God, bvar22 Dec 2013 #10

May the streets flow with mayonnaise! Ken Burch Dec 2013 #12

Her IQ Aerows Dec 2013 #6

Some people say her real name is Maria Rodriguez progressoid Dec 2013 #9

would you call that...ethnicioplasty? Ken Burch Dec 2013 #13

Som people say Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #15

Some people say she and Sarah Palin share some of the same DNA. Coyotl Dec 2013 #16

That. Is. A. Lie. Jackpine Radical Dec 2013 #17

What a terrible rumor. Aristus Dec 2013 #19

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

1. Some people say

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 03:46 PM

Dec 2013

The standard of proof on Fox.

Historic NY

(37,457 posts)

2. I heard she still "farts" on the air.

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 03:47 PM

Dec 2013

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

11. Still better than what comes out the other end

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 07:08 PM

Dec 2013

Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

14. In fairness to MK,

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #11)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:19 PM

Dec 2013

the farting noises on that video were fake. This is the original video with no farts:

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

18. This entire thread is tounge in cheek

Reply to Jamaal510 (Reply #14)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:40 PM

Dec 2013

And it's still better than what comes out the other end.

Gothmog

(145,754 posts)

3. Some people say that she is having an affair with Santa

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 03:48 PM

Dec 2013

and that Santa looks a great deal like Roger Ailes

katsy

(4,246 posts)

4. No way!

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 03:50 PM

Dec 2013

I heard the same thing but in addition, that she shoots the minority & LGBT elves

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

5. Some people are also saying that Megyn Kelly celebrated a Black Christmas with the Anti Christ.

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 03:56 PM

Dec 2013

Megyn Kelly spelled backwards is Yllek Nygem who is the Nordic god of nothingness. This god's birthday is also December 25th. There is no record of this god ever existing which makes it even more mysterious. It is the god of 'never was' and always never will be. If you look in the Bible you will notice there are blank spaces between the words, sentences and paragraphs. Those are the words of nothingness. Those blank spaces are white which makes Megyn very happy.