"If I was stupid, I'd know it!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("I like lots of sauce with my falafel. How 'bout you?) O'Reilly just finished saying, "Of course Santa is white and it's no way racist to point this out. . . . It's just like Tojo is yellow, and Sambo is black, Krauts are all blonde, and The Jolly Green Giant is . . . what color? . . . wait for it . . . you got it! . . .green! . . . We all know that! . . . Just how is that racist, I'd like to know!"

[Johonny]

1. This country is going to hell in a hand basket ever since it left the Myrrh standard

[lpbk2713]

2. And if someoene was in a perpetual state of denial, Bill?

Would they also know that?

[skip fox]

4. "Absolutely, lpbk2713, if indeed that is your name.

You see he'd have to know by definition. Cause knowing means it's right, right? . . . It's different than believing. . . . And it he were to deny a denial, then he'd be right anyway, see? . . . it like a double negativity or nativity or something . . . Why do you people have to ask me all these fool questions, anyway?"

[Johonny]

3. Have Liberals ever considered Rudolph just sucked at Reindeer games

[skip fox]

5. "And Rudolf's red nose is a symbol telling us that Capitalism is

the only truly viable economic system our world has ever known. . . . You see, Rudolf brings Christmas in, he guide us with that nose flashing like a Macy's window display, like the neon lights over a theater or cathouse . . . ah, . . . ah, . . . I meant barber shop."

[Mojo Electro]

6. No you wouldn't

Stupid people never know they're stupid.