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Pennsylvania police found something else when they took a suspected teenaged drunk driver into custody: buried treasure.
Back in December, Christopher Scheller, 18, appeared intoxicated after he crashed into a tree in southern York County, Harrisburgs WHTM-TV reports.
After being taken to a hospital, X-rays discovered something odd in Schellers rectum. A closer look uncovered the following:
Four bracelets
Four necklaces
11 ladies rings
A socket wrench
A bag of synthetic marijuana
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2014/01/10/police-find-treasure-trove-in-teens-bum/
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)You gotta be quick around here to get the best line.
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)Kaleva
(36,298 posts)From the article:
"Investigators believe he stole those items and quickly stashed them in his bum when officers first approached him."
Quickly shoved those items up his ass?
Skittles
(153,160 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Kaleva
(36,298 posts)I think I'd rather be arrested with the stolen goods and dope in my hands.
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)...his pockets were full of turds.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)whats that for, to tighten his nuts.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Ah, dumb jokes from long ago never get old.
Ghost in the Machine
(14,912 posts)also a version with "drive my Semi truck out of here"....
Hope all is well with you and yours, and that you had a safe and happy Holiday Season
Peace,
Ghost
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Always good to see you're alive and kicking.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,326 posts)..... and the rest was the result of his friends trying to retrieve it.
This why I don't work with any jewelry on my person.
Jesus Malverde
(10,274 posts)Segami
(14,923 posts)The Ark Of The Covenant...........
Archae
(46,327 posts)MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)Oilwellian
(12,647 posts)I'm not sure I would want it back.
El_Johns
(1,805 posts)Nevernose
(13,081 posts)People in prison manage to keister, simultaneously, cell phones and the chargers for cell phones, and extra goodies for good measure. If you can shove a cell phone charger up your ass, you can shove in a few bracelets.
The only thing questionable to me is the rapidity in which he allegedly keistered half a jewelry store; it would seem to me that some of it had to be up there beforehand.
icymist
(15,888 posts)A socket wrench? Wonder what size socket drive...
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)(or best...depending on how you look at it).
BobUp
(347 posts)KG
(28,751 posts)so he hid it in one place he knew he can hide something: his ass
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html#shell
From melanie Mon May 1 13:39:24 1995
To: cynsa@well.sf.ca.us
Subject: Live Artillery Shell
I have a butt page story for you, but, unfortunately, no documentary evidence. The story was told me by my brother, who used to lodge with a nurse. It is the nurse's story. About five years ago an old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clinic in the east end of London suffering from bad haemorroids (piles). The clinic did what they could, but they could never relieve the most painful pile, which would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man's underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt (sp?) out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's asshole and defused the shell in situ, before removing it.
A good little story for VE day, I thought. --
Melanie McGrath
RadleyJ
(37 posts)kairos12
(12,860 posts)JVS
(61,935 posts)sitting behind the wheel?
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)He's going to have a difficult time explaining the socket wrench