Little Luke Russert just used the word:

[PCIntern]

"vominating" which means to vomit and urinate simultaneously.

He must be most familiar with that experience from all those great frat parties! With babes!

All jokes aside: does he know what that means? Was he repeating what he was told? Or does he think that that is the past tense of the word "vomit"? Enquiring minds want to KNOW!

[2naSalit]

1. I didn't know that was a word!

I don't know that he has the necessary brain cell count to come up with a word that complex on his own.

[NightWatcher]

2. Not to get all "body function-y" but I didn't think it were possible

Kinda like sneezing and urinating at the same time.

[notadmblnd]

6. When you get older, all kinds of bodily functions can occur simultaneously.

Cough, fart. Sneeze, pee. Blow your nose, shit your pants.

[VanillaRhapsody]

9. Oh no....Please tell me it isn't so...as I am fast approach old age status!

That sounds nightmarish!

My grandmother use to say "don't get old...it's not for sissy's" I guess this is what she was talking about!

[notadmblnd]

10. Oh it is so. I warned my son not to grow up. He didn't listen and regrets it.

Now I keep telling him not to get old, he's gonna regret that to.

The first thing that happens is; your eyesight goes, right around the age of 40. If you have given birth to children, kiss your bladder control goodbye. Go when you first feel the urge, don't put if off, because if you laugh, cough or sneeze, you're gonna pee a little in your pants. That can happen as soon as your mid 30's. Bend over to pick something up and there's elephant sounds and smells coming from your ass. Never mind, that you didn't even have an urge to fart. And when you do get the urge to fart and you're alone and can let loose... well before you do, take inventory of what you ate the night before because if it's something that loosens thing up in your bowels, that fart isn't going to be a fart.

[VanillaRhapsody]

13. OH NOES!

[Contrary1]

14. Nailed it!

Except sometimes when you first feel the urge, it's already too late.

[TheDebbieDee]

15. Ratchet it down a little, Nota...

You will have these whippersnappers checking out on their own by their 40th bday!

[madokie]

16. Are you saying you might be surprised :-)

LOL

[notadmblnd]

17. yep

[madokie]

18. Rolling on the floor here

Damn my sides hurt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

19. This is why I don't do yoga in a group setting.

It ain't pretty.

[notadmblnd]

20. lol

I would never attempt it either.

[sufrommich]

3. I once heard him pronounce the word "meme"

as "mimi". He's an idiot.

[Auntie Bush]

4. Some people do both at the same time.

Poor bladder control...full bladder and good heave will do it.

[SaltyBro]

5. That's how I feel when I see him news reading.

Yuck

[LiberalElite]

7. Dare I ask

what was the context?

[kairos12]

8. That word is what I feel like doing when I see his entitled, frat boy mug on TV

[eShirl]

11. Pretty sure that's what his journalism style is called.

[ailsagirl]

12. But there's no such word...

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At least, not in the dictionary

[PCIntern]

22. It does exist. Nt

[Whisp]

21. I can't wait for fartinating or burpopooping. n/t