Now this guy is dangerous and weird...get this fool.

[SummerSnow]

‘Swiss cheese pervert’ is harassing women in Philadelphia: reports
The Mayfair Town Watch warned that a heavyset white man in his 40s or 50s has been terrorizing women in the area by showing them his privates and offering them money to perform sexual acts on him using a slice of cheese.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/swiss-cheese-pervert-harassing-philly-women-report-article-1.1576484#ixzz2q9AeZgH7

[villager]

1. Philly has a GOP congressman!?

[panader0]

2. I hate cheese.

[DJ13]

3. Is it so small it fits in the hole in swiss cheese?

[Turbineguy]

13. That would be the economy swiss.

The holes are smaller.

[GoneOffShore]

4. One neighborhood over from mine.

He'd be using Gruyere here.

[left on green only]

5. Is It Swiss Cheese? n/t

[Spirochete]

14. Should use creamcheese

if he's rampaging in Philadelphia...

[SummerSnow]

6. probably calls his penis, Colby Jack

[NightWatcher]

7. is Monty Python doing performance art?

[pa28]

8. I'd start by pulling over every male driver with Florida plates.

This is probably a thing in Florida.

[dflprincess]

9. "Heavy set white man"?

Philly's not so far from Jersey and stress can make a person do strange things - if you get my drift.

[Fumesucker]

10. Yes, but is it pasteurized? n/t

[CFLDem]

11. .

[MADem]

12. Hmmm....could this be the reason for the Velveeta shortage? nt

[Solly Mack]

15. Smegma Man